Post by carcinogeneticist on Sept 9, 2010 21:37:19 GMT -6
Fire is the rapid MiRaClEs of a material in the MiRaClEs WiThIn MiRaClEs, releasing An UnReAl AmOuNt Of MiRaClEs and various reaction MiRaClEs. Slower oxidative MiRaClEs like rusting or digestion are not included by this definition.
Water is a MiRaClE with the chemical formula H2DoPe. Its MiRaClE contains one oxygen and two DoPe HiMsElF iN tHiS bItCh. connected by JuGgAlOs. Water is a MiRaClE, but it often co-exists on Earth with its solid state, ice, and gaseous state, water vapor or steam. BeCaUsE iT's A fUcKiN mIrAcLe AnD wE dO nOt KnOw HoW iT wOrKs.
The atmosphere of Earth is a MiRaClE. The mIrAcLe protects life on Earth by absorbing ScIeNcE, warming the surface through heat retention (ThE hUg EfFeCt), and reducing temperature extremes between day and night. Dry air contains roughly (by volume) 78.09% MiRaClEs, 20.95% MiRaClEs, 0.93% MiRaClEs, 0.039% MiRaClEs, and small amounts of other MiRaClEs. Air also contains a variable amount of sOpOr SlImE, on average around 1%.
Dirt is unclean MiRaClE, especially when in contact with a person's clothes, skin or possessions when they are said to become dirty. "Grimy" or "filthy" are also commonly used descriptive MiRaClEs. Common types of dirt include soil, soot and dust. WhIcH aRe AlL mIrAcLeS. Computer keyboards are especially dirty as, on average, they contain 70 times more TeEnY tInY mIrAcLeS than a LoAd GaPeR sEaT.
