THE OC SBURB THREAD

[noSense]

Alrighty, in which case Shadey will cease to exist until that point where you might revive the idea. Or I could use that idea elsewhere.

[diehardpsychopath]

Who exactly has disappeared?

[radicalapologist]

Oct 24, 2010 15:29:28 GMT -6 diehardpsychopath said:

Who exactly has disappeared?

troid has been missing for days and ED isnt here nearly enough

[diehardpsychopath]

This is certainly a disappointment, I was looking forward to using Ken

[radicalapologist]

Oct 24, 2010 15:34:59 GMT -6 diehardpsychopath said:

This is certainly a disappointment, I was looking forward to using Ken

it is pretty updsetting. but lets see what others say

[diehardpsychopath]

Its only two people, right, they havent really done much, unless you had everything planned out, maybe we could fill in the two spots with some other people.

[radicalapologist]

Oct 24, 2010 15:40:11 GMT -6 diehardpsychopath said:

Its only two people, right, they havent really done much, unless you had everything planned out, maybe we could fill in the two spots with some other people.

i had things planned..LOTS of things planned...and if they arent gonna be here much my plans would be dead

[diehardpsychopath]

Maybe we should wait for Troids and EDs response.

[radicalapologist]

Oct 24, 2010 15:52:34 GMT -6 diehardpsychopath said:

Maybe we should wait for Troids and EDs response.

yes well..at this point SO has been missing for days and he would be dead from meteors by now

[golgothasTerror]

-- elitistDefeatist
[ED]
began pestering shadowOriginator
[SO]
at 2:41 --


ED: yO!

SO: There you are

ED: sO... mY bAD i dIDN'T mEAN tO bE lATE

SO: Yeah I noticed

SO: As did about half my house

ED: sORRY sORRY i lOST tRACK oF tIME.

ED: oH fUCK.

SO: Anyway, I already have the client installed

ED: uMMM hEHE wELL fUNNY sTORY.

ED: oH yOUR dONE? pHEW sAVED mE sOME tROUBLE.

SO: ...I have a bad feeling about this

ED: nAH mAN.

ED: yOU aND mE wE'RE gONNA bE tHE bEST tEAM hERE.

ED: wE aRE gONNA bE a tWO mAN sQUAD

ED: sTARSKY aND hUTCH

SO: Alright whatever

SO: Get the server installed!

ED: oK..

ED: wORKING oN iT!

ED: oK.. tHIS sUCKERS gOING aT aBOUT hALF pACE fOR sOME rEASON

ED: tRYING tO gET iT dONE qUICK aS i cAN.

ED: sO... hOW bAD iS tHE dAMAGE?

SO: My room is fine fortunately

SO: Though I cannot say the same about the rest

ED: tHATS gOOD.. i cAN'T rEALLY sEE uNTIL tHIS sUCKERS uP aND gOING.

ED: oK.. aROUND 85%

ED: oK wE'RE gOOD tO gOOOO aND sHIT

ED: UMM

ED: yOU kNOW hOW lIKE.. yOUR aPPARENTLY hAD a dEN.. oR i tHINK tHATS a dEN

ED: yEAH dON'T gO dOWN tHERE.

SO: [You see my house. It is a decent sized house, however like I said about half the house is destroyed]

SO: Let guess

SO: It's still on fire?

ED: wELL.. yEAH.. aND nO

ED: lIKE.. hALF oF iT'S oN fIRE

ED: aND hALF oF iT'S jUST nOT tHERE.

SO: Oh joy

ED: lIKE.. iT sPLIT aLL tHE wAY dOWN tHE mIDDLE..

ED: hOW tHE hELL?

SO: Sorry, been too busy PANICING to do a full check

ED: oK lETS pUT dOWN a fEW tHINGS uMMM uMM..

SO: Anyway, zoom in on my room now.

ED: lETS sEE..

ED: oK tHERE yOU aRE..

ED: ...nICE rOOM?

ED: i gUESS?

ED: oDD tASTE tHOUGH..

SO: [You see my room. It's an okay sized room, with a desk with a computer, a large bed, and a closet filled with plastic swords and clothes]

SO: [The desk contains lots of books and also has a replica of an 18th century flintlock pistol]

SO: [There are several video game posters on the walls]

ED: oK.. lETS pUT dOWN tHIS aLCHEMITER tHING.. sO wE cAN gET yOU cRACKIN!

SO: Okay, you can put the alchemizer on the landing outside my room.

SO: Or is it alchimiter?

SO: Whatever the big circley thing is

ED: iT'S aLCHEM sOMETHING.

SO: Whatever, get it down.

ED: [ A loud thud is heard as the alchemiter is slammed down in front of your doorway blocking your path]

ED: aLRIGHT yOUR gOOD tO gO.

ED: iT'S dOWN.

SO: Awesome

SO: [heads through batheroom to ajoining room, leaving through that door]

ED: oK.. lETS sEE hERE..

SO: Put the totem lathe here, too

SO: [Point to along the side of my room wall]

ED: [covering up a few posters the totem lathe takes up a good portion of your free wall space, not very roomy anymore now is it?]

ED: hMM oK oK.. aND lASTLY..

ED: tIME tO pUT dOWN a cRUXTRUDER

SO: Be careful with that

ED: aND gET yOU sOMETHING tO dEFEND yOURSELF wITH.

ED: uMMM lETS sEE...

SO: I have something to defend myself with

SO: Several swords

SO: Several

ED: [Dropping the Cruxtruder in the dead center of your room accidentally crushing your computer chair]

ED: fUCKING mOUSE lASER!

ED: tHIS sHITS gOTTA hAVE a hAIR iN iT oR sOMETHING..

ED: oK.. UMM wELL eITHER wAY lETS fIND a fEW tHINGS tO mAKE hERE..

SO: Let me see...

SO: Can you pick up the bed from the other room?

ED: wHILE yOU fIGURE tHAT oUT.. i'M gONNA mAKE a fEW tHINGS.

ED: yEAH i gOT iT.

SO: It's our guest room, and no one will probably use it any time soon

SO: Okay, here's what you need to do

SO: Take as big a part as you can fit through the doorway from the bed in the guest room

ED: hEHE.. sO.. tHIS bED iSN'T sO hARD tO mOVE..

SO: Hit the cruxtruder with it

SO: On the TOP

ED: oK hERE gOES..

ED: aRE yOU sEEIN tHIS aRE yOU sEEING mY kICKASS bED mANEUVERING sKILLS?

SO: Yes I am seeing this

SO: Now quickly before

ED: cHECK tHIS sHIT... oK aND... dROPPING iT.

SO: what was that

ED: uHH....

SO: Okay a house nearby mine was just obliterated

SO: We need to hurry this up

SO: Alright, drop the prepunched card somewhere.

ED: oK i'M gONNA pUT tHE cARD oN tOP oF yOUR aLCHEMITER.

SO: Alright, while you do that I am putting this dowel on the lathe

ED: aLRIGHTY lETS mAKE tHIS hAPPEN.

SO: Till then

SO: [throws flintlock into the sprite]

ED: hMMMM tHE fLAMES aRE sPREADING.. gONNA hAVE tO oPEN uP yOUR pIPWORK oR sOMETHING.

SO: In the room between the guest room and mine is a bathroom

SO: Tear the bottom off and let the water flow into the den

ED: i wAS tHINKING oF tRYING tO oPEN UP a fEW pIPES

ED: bUT hELL tHATS a mUCH bETTER iDEA

ED: wAIT.. dID yOU jUST tHROW a gUN.. iNTO tHE sPRITE?

SO: It's a replica

ED: p.S yOUR dENS nOT oN fIRE aNYMORE.

ED: iT'S fLOODED.

SO: We shouldn't encounter any problems

SO: Oh great

ED: yEAH lIKE..

ED: yOU'VE gOT tHIS cOOL wATERFALL tHING goIN.

SO: Alright cool

SO: [runs out, quickly grabs card, and uses it to cut the dowel]

ED: aLRIGHT gOT yOUR dOWEL cUT.. dEN'S nOT sO bURNING aNYMORE

SO: [uses totem to alchemize artifact]

ED: aND yOU'VE gOT a gUN fOR a sPRITE... wE aRE sLOWLY sAVING yOUR lIFE.

SO:

SO: Alright, let's get this going.

ED: aLRIGHT wHATS nEXT.

SO: [breaks board using both elbows, using knee for leverage]

SO:

SO: [LAND OF BEATS AND COBALT]

ED: wELL sHIT.. uMM cRYSTALLY... aREN'T yA?

ED: yOU'VE bEEN pROMOTED fROM fIREBALL cITY tO.. bLUE rOCK tOWN

SO: Alright, well

SO: Now that's done

SO: Let's see what we have here to oh god what was that

ED: wAIT wHAT i aLT tABBED

ED: wHAT i mISS?

SO: I just saw something run across the hole in the wall on the other side of the house

SO: It was blue and it was wearing a helmet and I don't even know

ED: ....

ED: uHH lET mE zOOM OUT oF hERE.. aND cHECK tHINGS oUT.

ED: oK wELL i'M jUST gONNA tELL yOU

ED: iT'S iN yOUR bEST iNTEREST nOT tO lEAVE tHE hOUSE.

ED: iN mY oPINION..

SO: That was something anyone could come up with

ED: cAUSE.. lIKE.. yOU eVER sEEN tHAT mOVIE gREMLINS?>

ED: cAUSE.....yEAH..

SO: Nope but I know enough about it to and oh god it's in my house

ED: fUCKING... mIDGETS eVERYWERE mAN..

ED: fFFF

SO: It has a helmet and what look like fluffy ears

ED: [Out of panic I fling a random DVD from your shelf at the imp. It's helmet makes my attempt futile]

SO: [takes out WOODEN SWORD from bladekind specibus]

SO: This will basically come down to whacking it a lot until it dies but

ED: wHAT tHE HELL iS wITH tHOSE eARS?

SO: [STRIFE]

SO:

SO: [After many minutes of whacking it a lot I eventually kill it]

SO: [Grist flies everywhere]

SO: Those guys

SO: are small

ED: ... yOU hIT iT sO hARD.. iT pOPPED.

SO: If that's all this game has to throw at us

ED: yOU wERE rIGHT.. tHEY wERE sMALLTIME..

SO: Then I will expect this to be a walk in the park

ED: yEAH bUT lIKE..

ED: hEHEH..

ED: dON'T gO oUTSIDE ..

ED: cAUSE ...lIKE i sAID..

SO: I probably couldn't take on more than one

ED: tHERES a fUCKTON

SO: Not unless I had something you know

ED: lIKE.. uP tO yOUR bALLS iN cREEPY HELMET mONSTERS.

SO: That was an actual blade

ED: hMM wELL lIKE... wHAT mOVIE pOSTERS yOU rOCKING oVER hERE..

SO: Out of curiousity, are there any other items in the phernalia registry?

ED: yOU gOT a lITTLE gRIST gOIN..

ED: oK ... i'M tRYING tO tHINK hERE..

SO: I think there is an item called a Punch Designix that we can use

ED: hMM lETS tRY tHAT oUT tHEN.

ED: oK lEMME jUST.. dROP tHIS pUNCH mACHINE dOWN.. i tHINK wE gOT jUST eNOUGH tO sLAP tHIS sOMEWHERE..

ED: [The Guest bedroom is now occupied by the Punch Deisgnix use at your own descretion]

SO: Alright cool

ED: hOMESTAR rUNNER tHOUGH.. i sTILL cAN'T gET oVER tHAT..

SO: I remember hearing the codes on the back of Capatchlouge cards can be used to create items

SO: Oh deal with it

ED: i mEAN.. sURE lOOK aT mY hORSE wAS gOOD tHE fIRST 10 tIMES i hEARD iT..

SO: Whatever I have no idea how that is related to homestar but whatever

ED: aREN'T tHEY bY tHE sAME gUY?

SO: No

SO: Not at all

ED: sERIOUSLY?

SO: Seriously

ED: yOUR kIDDING rIGHT?

SO: Nope

ED: wELL fUCK...

ED: i fEEL lIKE i jUST rEALIZED tHERES nO sANTA.

SO: Guess what

SO: There is no santa

ED: yEAH?

ED: oH wELL fUCK oFF aYE?

SO: Hehe

SO: Alright, I think there are som knives downstairs in the kitchen.

ED: sO wHAT cAN dO aBOUT tHOSE dAMN cARDS hMM?

SO: Maybe I can combine those with my wood sword?

SO: But yeah first, I remember this being the code for capatchlouge cards.

SO: [Uses the code 11111111, and punches it on one of his empty cards]

ED: mAN nOW i'M lIKE... lOOKING uP wHO sANG tHE hORSE sONG..

ED: cAUSE oF yOU..

SO: [Uses this punched card to alchemize 24 more cards]

SO: Alright, I can split 4 of these to each of my 4 modi

SO: And then use the extra for card punching

ED: oH sNAP i lOOK AWAY..fOR tWO sECONDS aND yOUR mAKING sOME kINDA wACKED oUT pOKEMON dECK oR sOME sHIT.

SO: [Takes knife from drawer, combines it with wooden sword]

SO: [Creates BREAD BLADE]

ED: wELL tHATS...

ED: sOMEWHAT....bETTER

ED: i mEAN iT'S bETTER yEAH bUT ... iT lOOKS fLIMSIER nOW

SO: Yeah but it's sharper

ED: tRUE.

SO: And it has those teeth on it

ED: hEY.. a cOUPLE oF tHOSE lITTLE bASTARDS aRE pLAYING aROUND iN yOUR dEN nOW..

SO: I could tear one of those things to peices with it

SO: Let's try this thing out then!

ED: hEH... hOPE yOU dIDN'T lIKE tHAT fURNITURE..

SO: [Easily slices through several of them with the sword]

ED: dAMN...

ED: jUST lIKE bUTTER..

SO: [Grist is everywhere, ranging from Build Grist to Cobalt Grist]

ED: oK i tAKE iT bACK...

SO: I never liked the idea of this furniture

ED: bETTER sWORD... dEFINETLY bETTER.

SO: I always thought it was too frivilous

ED: i wILL sAY tHOUGH.. iF tHAT rECLYNER wASN'T hALFWAY mELTED... i'D tAKE a nAP iN iT.

SO: That recliner was in our house for as long as I can remember

SO: It shall be missed

ED: wELL i mEAN.. wE cOULD pROBABLY bREAK sOME oF tHIS sTUFF dOWN..

SO: Okay so

SO: Let me see what else I have

ED: fUCK fELL oUTTA mY cHAIR.

SO: Meteors coming your way?

ED: nAH tHIS wHEEL sUCKS..

SO: Oh, haha

ED: lIKE.. i hAVEN'T eVEN lOOKED oUTSIDE..

ED: iT'S pROBABLY tOO dAMN bRIGHT..

SO: You might want to look

SO: You know

SO: Move if half your house is about to be destroyed

SO: Hey I have an old Nerf gun

SO: Let me try that

ED: wELL i lOOKED...

SO: [Combines Nerf gun with BREAD BLADE]

ED: sHOULDN'T hAVE lOOKED..

SO: [Creates the SERRATED BLADE LAUNCHER]

SO: This would be so awesome if I could use it

ED: yEAH wOULD bE.

SO: So let me guess

SO: Meteor shower?

SO: Coming right for you?

ED: ...

ED: sO

ED: lET mE tELL yOU

ED: hOW... i'M a mAN oF cHANCE.

ED: oR rATHER lUCK.

ED: yEAH lUCK iS bETTER..

ED: aND rIGHT nOW

ED: i'M hOPING i'M lUCKY.

ED: sOOOOOOOOOO

ED: hOW aBOUT i dO yOU a sOLID

SO: Luck cannot always be trusted, my friend

ED: aND wALL oFF yOUR dEN

SO: I am sure you will find this out soon enough

SO: You might want to contact SW, just to be safe.

ED: sO hALF oF tHOSE bASTARDS cAN'T jUST wALK rIGHT iNSIDE fOR a cUP oF cOFFEE

ED: yEAAAHHHHH ...

ED: iF hE'S fUNCTIONING..

SO: Alright, you do that.

ED: uHH wALLED oFF yOUR dEN.

ED: mESSAGE mE iF tHINGS gO bAD..

SO: Alright thanks.

SO: Will do

ED: fOR nOW i'M gONNA sAVE mY oWN aSS.


-- elitistDefeatist
[ED]
ceased pestering shadowOriginator
[SO]
at 3:45 --


And you guys thought we would be missing

In case you did not read it, I have prototyped my sprite with a replica flintlock pistol.

[noSense]

Sorry for late stuff:
(DP)
(12:34:56 AM) diehardPsychopath: Hey Shadey
(12:35:05 AM) diehardPsychopath: Why so anfry
(12:35:09 AM) diehardPsychopath: angry
(12:37:40 AM) soulShadey: PRessed the wrong button
(12:37:41 AM) soulShadey: oops
(12:37:54 AM) diehardPsychopath: So
(12:37:59 AM) diehardPsychopath: how ya doin
(12:38:23 AM) soulShadey: I've kinda been just mapping the local area
(12:38:38 AM) diehardPsychopath: Ive been killing things
(12:38:43 AM) diehardPsychopath: I love killing things
(12:38:49 AM) soulShadey: That was part of the exploration process for me
(12:39:01 AM) diehardPsychopath: Also, my land is a giant pinball board
(12:39:05 AM) diehardPsychopath: Not much to map
(12:39:09 AM) soulShadey: hah
(12:39:50 AM) diehardPsychopath: I can figure out where to go because ussally their perfectly symentrical
(12:40:02 AM) soulShadey: My land is a giant maze, dood
(12:40:03 AM) diehardPsychopath: Im headed towards the castle though
(12:40:10 AM) diehardPsychopath: I know
(12:40:11 AM) soulShadey: fucking pathways and mountain dew everywhere
(12:40:36 AM) diehardPsychopath: The castle is the place where the ball goes in and you geta bunch of points
(12:40:45 AM) diehardPsychopath: y'know
(12:40:50 AM) diehardPsychopath: like the gola
(12:40:52 AM) diehardPsychopath: goal
(12:40:57 AM) soulShadey: Hah
(12:41:04 AM) soulShadey: you know what?
(12:41:05 AM) diehardPsychopath: I figure something important might be there
(12:41:15 AM) soulShadey: be careful
(12:41:22 AM) diehardPsychopath: Ive found my creature two
(12:41:40 AM) diehardPsychopath: mini steel balls that float around with floating hands
(12:41:50 AM) soulShadey: Creature?
(12:41:55 AM) diehardPsychopath: they also have two little black eyes
(12:42:01 AM) soulShadey: You mean things live here?
(12:42:07 AM) diehardPsychopath: yep
(12:42:13 AM) soulShadey: Besides those fucking imp things of course
(12:42:14 AM) diehardPsychopath: Mine are cute little buggers
(12:42:20 AM) diehardPsychopath: yeah
(12:42:30 AM) soulShadey: I haven't seen anything here
(12:42:46 AM) diehardPsychopath: Well youre in a maze
(12:42:56 AM) diehardPsychopath: You8ll probably find a cenataur
(12:43:16 AM) diehardPsychopath: The balls are good fighters too
(12:43:23 AM) soulShadey: Hmm
(12:43:28 AM) diehardPsychopath: I also presume above me is a glass sheet
(12:43:36 AM) diehardPsychopath: I wonder whats above it
(12:44:10 AM) soulShadey: Have you made your second prototype yet?
(12:44:19 AM) diehardPsychopath: nope
(12:44:22 AM) soulShadey: I did
(12:44:35 AM) diehardPsychopath: I dunno what to put in
(12:44:41 AM) soulShadey: I tried tossing junk at the sprite
(12:44:57 AM) soulShadey: and I managed to hit it with my bro's shitty programmable egg beater
(12:45:11 AM) soulShadey: so now its a fucking bear with egg beaters for hands
(12:45:14 AM) soulShadey: and it talks
(12:45:36 AM) diehardPsychopath: Mine is just a teddy bear
(12:45:42 AM) diehardPsychopath: a shot up teddy bear
(12:45:51 AM) soulShadey: I remember
(12:45:56 AM) diehardPsychopath: maybe I should throw a pistol in
(12:46:08 AM) soulShadey: I don't know
(12:46:18 AM) soulShadey: on one hand it might effect those underlings
(12:46:28 AM) soulShadey: but on the other I haven't seen any imps with egg beaters yet
(12:46:39 AM) diehardPsychopath: Anyways what do you think lies waiting for me at the castle
(12:46:52 AM) diehardPsychopath: This pinball game seems to be medevil themed
(12:47:19 AM) soulShadey: Then you'll likely encounter a sort of king
(12:47:23 AM) soulShadey: maybe the king of your land
(12:48:08 AM) diehardPsychopath: A giant steel ball witha crown?
(12:48:10 AM) diehardPsychopath: Coo
(12:48:18 AM) soulShadey: I don't know, dude
(12:48:38 AM) diehardPsychopath has signed on.
(12:49:52 AM) diehardPsychopath: Ive been friendly to the balls
(12:50:18 AM) soulShadey: Welp
(12:50:32 AM) soulShadey: to be honest
(12:50:48 AM) soulShadey: I get the feeling that something is lurking in the caverns below
(12:50:53 AM) soulShadey: on my land that is
(12:50:56 AM) soulShadey: something big
(12:51:00 AM) soulShadey: something powerful
(12:51:08 AM) diehardPsychopath: Shoot it
(12:51:12 AM) diehardPsychopath: in the head
(12:51:14 AM) diehardPsychopath: oh wait
(12:51:18 AM) diehardPsychopath: You dont have guns
(12:51:34 AM) diehardPsychopath: I seem to be the only Sburb player in history with guns
(12:51:59 AM) soulShadey: That NS guy has a full Samus Aran suit
(12:52:11 AM) soulShadey: He goes on and on about it all the time
(12:52:20 AM) diehardPsychopath: But I have guns
(12:52:28 AM) diehardPsychopath: Not a puny laser pistol
(12:52:36 AM) soulShadey: if you say so
(12:52:38 AM) diehardPsychopath: I have card hold lead
(12:52:46 AM) diehardPsychopath: hard cold
(12:52:51 AM) soulShadey: hah
(12:52:57 AM) diehardPsychopath: I make my enemys suffer
(12:53:33 AM) diehardPsychopath: I think ill aclimize new swords or armor
(12:53:40 AM) diehardPsychopath: When I get the time
(12:53:57 AM) soulShadey: I'm not entirely sure how that works
(12:54:30 AM) soulShadey: By the way, what have you been doing to my house?
(12:54:50 AM) diehardPsychopath: Fun things
(12:54:55 AM) soulShadey: I noticed
(12:55:08 AM) diehardPsychopath: Whats youre faviorte part
(12:55:46 AM) soulShadey: the fact that it is physically impossible for the house to actually remain standing at this point
(12:56:01 AM) soulShadey: I do appreciate the death traps
(12:56:09 AM) soulShadey: not a lot of imps have been breaking in
(12:56:37 AM) diehardPsychopath: I also made your room nice and comfy
(12:56:43 AM) soulShadey: ...
(12:56:46 AM) soulShadey: I noticed
(12:57:10 AM) soulShadey: Anyway
(12:57:21 AM) soulShadey: did you put that card puncher thing somewhere?
(12:57:39 AM) diehardPsychopath: Yeah
(12:57:43 AM) diehardPsychopath: In the stairway
(12:57:43 AM) soulShadey: ah
(12:57:48 AM) diehardPsychopath: why
(12:58:18 AM) soulShadey: I was wondering what the hell I'm supposed to do with it
(12:58:29 AM) soulShadey: as I stand, I have exactly the same stuff I had when I got here
(12:58:34 AM) soulShadey: and like
(12:58:40 AM) soulShadey: 8 notebooks filled with maps
(12:58:50 AM) diehardPsychopath: I have a necklase with a steel ball on it
(12:59:05 AM) diehardPsychopath: One oft the steelball thingys gave it to me
(12:59:11 AM) diehardPsychopath: I need a name for them
(12:59:18 AM) soulShadey: hmm
(1:00:52 AM) diehardPsychopath: Suggestions?

(connection dies here)

(1:06:15 AM) soulShadey: Back
(1:06:27 AM) soulShadey: Something's up with my network
(1:15:37 AM) diehardPsychopath: Suggestions for steely ball thingys
(1:15:41 AM) diehardPsychopath: names
(1:15:58 AM) soulShadey: I had an idea, not exactly serious though
(1:16:03 AM) soulShadey: How about Ballers
(1:16:09 AM) soulShadey: thats all I got though
(1:16:29 AM) diehardPsychopath: kay
(1:16:40 AM) diehardPsychopath: Youll probably find a cenataur
(1:16:58 AM) diehardPsychopath: Ill make a centataur proof wall for you
(1:17:23 AM) soulShadey: heh
(1:17:25 AM) soulShadey: Ok
(1:17:30 AM) soulShadey: So are you home now?
(1:19:15 AM) diehardPsychopath: Yeah
(1:19:21 AM) diehardPsychopath: Well kinda
(1:19:32 AM) diehardPsychopath: SO built me a portable tent
(1:19:43 AM) diehardPsychopath: So I can sleep while traveling to the catsle
(1:19:47 AM) soulShadey: where has he been? I haven't spoken to him in a while
(1:19:47 AM) diehardPsychopath: castle
(1:19:54 AM) diehardPsychopath: Dunno
(1:20:11 AM) soulShadey: and by a while I mean before this game started
(1:20:22 AM) diehardPsychopath: hah
(1:21:16 AM) soulShadey: so how are you communicating with me?
(1:22:38 AM) diehardPsychopath: You havent tried connecting outside of your house
(1:22:49 AM) soulShadey: I don't know how
(1:22:58 AM) soulShadey: I mean all I got is this desktop
(1:23:00 AM) diehardPsychopath: I have a laptop
(1:23:03 AM) diehardPsychopath: So
(1:23:18 AM) diehardPsychopath: my land apparntly has its own wifi
(1:23:22 AM) soulShadey: ah
(1:23:23 AM) diehardPsychopath: 416889
(1:25:07 AM) soulShadey: what?
(1:26:00 AM) diehardPsychopath: THATS THE WIFI CONNECTIONS NAME
(1:26:05 AM) diehardPsychopath: sorry
(1:26:10 AM) soulShadey: no worries
(1:26:29 AM) soulShadey: I'll keep that in mind if I ever manage to do something
(1:26:34 AM) soulShadey: about my desktop
(1:28:28 AM) diehardPsychopath: The balls are nice
(1:28:42 AM) soulShadey: I got that
(1:29:05 AM) soulShadey: So you really think the creatures of my land are centaurs? Or have you seen them?
(1:29:21 AM) soulShadey: cuz I haven't seen anything but imps so far
(1:30:25 AM) diehardPsychopath: nope\
(1:30:51 AM) diehardPsychopath: But their are grunts and noises coming from the building in the center of your maze
(1:33:12 AM) diehardPsychopath: anywooo
(1:33:30 AM) diehardPsychopath: Im nearing the castle
(1:33:39 AM) diehardPsychopath: I dont know what to prepare for
(1:35:03 AM) soulShadey: I don't know what you should be preparing for
(1:35:06 AM) soulShadey: just something
(1:35:08 AM) soulShadey: big
(1:35:10 AM) soulShadey: powerful
(1:35:10 AM) soulShadey: etc


(Sugardood)

(3:41:51 PM) soulShadey: Hey sugar dood

(3:43:09 PM) sucroseSaboteur: Hello.
(3:43:12 PM) sucroseSaboteur: What's up?
(3:44:02 PM) soulShadey: Nothing really. Just wondering what the hell is going on here.
(3:44:22 PM) soulShadey: As in general, not specifically with you.
(3:44:38 PM) sucroseSaboteur: Oh.
(3:44:41 PM) sucroseSaboteur: Yeah, I dunno.
(3:44:53 PM) sucroseSaboteur: Actually, could you do me a favor?
(3:44:57 PM) soulShadey: Yes
(3:45:13 PM) sucroseSaboteur: I need you to build a long runway coming out of my garage.
(3:45:24 PM) soulShadey: Wheretoo?
(3:45:36 PM) sucroseSaboteur: Just into the void is fine.
(3:45:52 PM) sucroseSaboteur: I just need somewhere to get the marquis up to speed so I can time travel.
(3:45:56 PM) soulShadey: Just realize I can't build it far unless you keep walking that way. The game has a range based on you
(3:46:08 PM) sucroseSaboteur: Oh, that's right...
(3:46:10 PM) sucroseSaboteur: Hold on.
(3:46:13 PM) soulShadey: ok
(3:46:17 PM) sucroseSaboteur: Let me go down into my garage.
(3:46:23 PM) soulShadey: Alrighty
(3:46:42 PM) sucroseSaboteur: Alright.
(3:46:44 PM) sucroseSaboteur: You see me?
(3:46:47 PM) soulShadey: Yes
(3:46:54 PM) sucroseSaboteur: Ok.
(3:47:05 PM) soulShadey: First question before I begin
(3:47:06 PM) sucroseSaboteur: The road just needs to extend straight out of the garage.
(3:47:22 PM) soulShadey: how did you make your current computer?
(3:47:27 PM) soulShadey: the one you're using right now?
(3:47:33 PM) sucroseSaboteur: This laptop?
(3:47:40 PM) sucroseSaboteur: I've had it a few years.
(3:47:45 PM) soulShadey: oh nevermind then
(3:47:59 PM) sucroseSaboteur: I should probably make some sort of clothing article/communication device, huh?
(3:48:33 PM) soulShadey: I... I dunno what to say, my eyes must be going
(3:48:34 PM) sucroseSaboteur: Maybe a pair of shoes with hologram projectors on them or some dumb thing.
(3:48:48 PM) soulShadey: I thought it was different than before, nevermind
(3:48:53 PM) soulShadey: but I'm really stuck here
(3:49:04 PM) sucroseSaboteur: Oh?
(3:49:04 PM) soulShadey: what with DP's death traps and my desktop PC
(3:49:14 PM) sucroseSaboteur: Hah-hah.
(3:49:26 PM) soulShadey: I know how to get around them, so its no big deal
(3:49:27 PM) sucroseSaboteur: Wait, can you even reach the alchemy stuff?
(3:49:34 PM) soulShadey: Yes I can
(3:49:42 PM) soulShadey: except that punch card thing
(3:49:48 PM) soulShadey: He needs to move it
(3:49:54 PM) soulShadey: and I need to make room for it
(3:50:04 PM) soulShadey: but I haven't been able to try it
(3:50:16 PM) sucroseSaboteur: Why don't you just have him make a new room for it?
(3:51:06 PM) sucroseSaboteur: Alright.
(3:51:10 PM) sucroseSaboteur: This should be long enough.
(3:51:15 PM) soulShadey: Ok
(3:51:33 PM) soulShadey: Yea, man, He just tossed it in the stairway
(3:52:07 PM) sucroseSaboteur: Smooth.
(3:52:09 PM) sucroseSaboteur: Oh.
(3:52:21 PM) sucroseSaboteur: Do you have the option to build support cables?
(3:52:31 PM) soulShadey: uh...
(3:52:50 PM) soulShadey: I didn't know there were building options
(3:53:11 PM) soulShadey: I just clicked and dragged and boom there was a tunnel there
(3:53:24 PM) sucroseSaboteur: Yeah...
(3:53:31 PM) sucroseSaboteur: It'll be fine.
(3:53:50 PM) soulShadey: I think it will
(3:53:51 PM) sucroseSaboteur: Once all of me get here, we can string some cables up to make sure.
(3:54:04 PM) soulShadey: DP's design for my house so far is completely impossible archetectually
(3:54:11 PM) soulShadey: but it still stands fine
(3:54:23 PM) sucroseSaboteur: That's good.
(3:54:36 PM) sucroseSaboteur: I hopeoopsaskhn;ask
(3:54:46 PM) soulShadey: ... What hasppened?
(3:54:56 PM) sucroseSaboteur: [flings laptop aside while dodging a speeding grand marquis]
(3:55:28 PM) soulShadey: ... Man
(3:55:38 PM) sucroseSaboteur: [stands at the edge of his new driveway, watching the computer plunge into the abyss.
(3:56:25 PM) sucroseSaboteur: [Walks back into the garage where there are now two grand marquis, and another ss holding a pair of sneakers]
(3:57:18 PM) sucroseSaboteur: [takes the sneakers from his counterpart, wears them, and begins interacting with a set of holograms that shoot out of the heels]
(3:57:23 PM) sucroseSaboteur: Can you see this?
(3:57:35 PM) soulShadey: Yes
(3:57:44 PM) sucroseSaboteur: Good.
(3:57:47 PM) sucroseSaboteur: Sorry about that.
(3:57:51 PM) soulShadey: if you could see me, you would see my jaw dropping to the floor
(3:58:04 PM) soulShadey: suddenly nothing makes sense
(3:58:12 PM) sucroseSaboteur: Sure it does!
(3:58:31 PM) soulShadey: This is coming from the guy who actually has the powers
(3:58:38 PM) sucroseSaboteur: [looks outside as sevral other grand marquis materialize on the driveway]
(3:59:02 PM) soulShadey: dood... just woah
(3:59:06 PM) sucroseSaboteur: Well, you know, I'm sure you could do something impressive, if you tried.
(3:59:28 PM) sucroseSaboteur: This is just simple time jumping.
(4:00:00 PM) soulShadey: I don't know what I can do yet
(4:00:02 PM) soulShadey: Infact
(4:00:21 PM) soulShadey: I've been pretty much in the dark about the whole damn game so far
(4:00:28 PM) sucroseSaboteur: Oh.
(4:00:30 PM) sucroseSaboteur: Sorry.
(4:00:34 PM) soulShadey: its ok
(4:00:53 PM) soulShadey: Infact, its probably for the best
(4:01:02 PM) soulShadey: half the shit I know now would likely have kept me from playing
(4:01:28 PM) sucroseSaboteur: Maybe I can explain it to you later.
(4:01:43 PM) sucroseSaboteur: Right now, I've actually got to take care of some stuff.
(4:01:48 PM) soulShadey: Alrighty
(4:01:56 PM) soulShadey: Wait one moment though
(4:01:57 PM) sucroseSaboteur: We're going to be working on some drafts for additions to the house that we need, to.
(4:01:59 PM) sucroseSaboteur: too*
(4:02:15 PM) soulShadey: Tell me a little about that punch card thing
(4:02:16 PM) sucroseSaboteur: What's up?
(4:02:29 PM) sucroseSaboteur: Oh.
(4:02:47 PM) sucroseSaboteur: The whole sending myself back in time thing?
(4:02:50 PM) soulShadey: no
(4:02:53 PM) sucroseSaboteur: Or just how it works?
(4:02:57 PM) soulShadey: just what does the pu, yea that
(4:03:04 PM) sucroseSaboteur: Ok.
(4:03:18 PM) sucroseSaboteur: So you know how your captcha cards have codes on the back of them?
(4:03:46 PM) soulShadey: ... Yes actually I was always perplexed at what those meant
(4:04:00 PM) sucroseSaboteur: Well, you can actually use those to create items.
(4:04:13 PM) soulShadey: ... Really?
(4:04:25 PM) sucroseSaboteur: Basically, you enter the code into the punch card machine, put a captcha card in it, and it will punch in the code for that item onto the card.
(4:04:40 PM) soulShadey: Ah, ok, I getcha now
(4:04:55 PM) sucroseSaboteur: Good.
(4:04:59 PM) sucroseSaboteur: You should experiment with it.
(4:05:06 PM) sucroseSaboteur: I would suggest using blank cards, though.
(4:05:22 PM) soulShadey: Yea, I need to get one of those
(4:05:33 PM) sucroseSaboteur: If you stack different cards on top of each other when you put them in the totem lathe, you can actually combine items.
(4:05:44 PM) soulShadey: woah
(4:05:46 PM) soulShadey: Thats nifty
(4:05:47 PM) sucroseSaboteur: Iirc
(4:06:00 PM) soulShadey: Alrighty
(4:06:14 PM) soulShadey: Thanks a lot dood
(4:06:21 PM) soulShadey: and good luck with your freaky time shit
(4:06:22 PM) sucroseSaboteur: No problem.
(4:06:29 PM) sucroseSaboteur: Thanks.

(Message ends here)

[diehardpsychopath]

So, isit back on

[radicalapologist]

Oct 26, 2010 16:23:45 GMT -6 diehardpsychopath said:

So, isit back on

yes it is. just waiting for SW to get ED in and then i'll get him in

[elitistdefeatist]

-- elitistDefeatist
[ED]
began pestering starryWarrior
[SW]
at 3:20 --


ED: yoo)

SW: *sniff*

SW: Hey ED

SW: Ready to enter?

ED: wORKING oN iT... aS sOON aS i fINISH wATCHING tHE wORLD fALL aPART oUTSIDE..

SW: Aight, deploying items

SW: Prepunched card.....

SW: Where are ya?

SW: OH, Ithere you are

ED: i'M sITTING iN mY rOOM..

ED: oH hEY... iGNORE tHE mESS

SW: nah, it's okay

SW: My mom would flip the fuck out though

ED: *Around the room are a few scattered CD sleeves, dirty clothes, and that one damned towel...*

SW: Alright, putting the alchemiter in one half, lathe in the other

SW: Balanced D)

ED: mAN... i'M mAKING aN eND tHE wORLD sOUNDTRACK.. iT'S oNLY fAIR.

SW: Good thing I got a lot of shit in my house

SW: If I didn't have my iPod, I'd probably kill myself D(

SW: Hmm, no room for punch card thing

SW: Unless I expand

ED: hMMMM aTLEAST mY aPARTMENTS aLL iN oNE dAMNED pIECE..

SW: Good thing we have so much Grist L:D

ED: sS'S hOUSE wAS iN fUCKING hALF.

SW: Alright, I'm putting the pucnh card in a little alchove in the middle

SW: My house is tiny D:

SW: Unless of course we cna transpiort my backyard

ED: mAN... sINCE mY rOOMATES gONE.. i gUESS wE cAN USE sOME oF hIS sTUFF aS lONG aS wE pUT iT bACK.

ED: oR wHATEVER.

SW: Well he's gonna die anyhow

SW: D(

ED: ...

ED: sHIT

ED: tHIS iS hIS cOPY oF tHE gAME tOO mAN.

ED: bUT hE wAS oN vACATION

SW: He'd probably want you to ahve it

ED: ... yEAH sURE.

ED: hERES hOPING.

ED: tHIS fUCKING cHAIR wON'T sTOP sQUEAKING iT sUCKS.

ED: i kNOW tHIS iSN'T lIKE.. dIRE.. iN tIMES oF aPOCOLYPSE.. bUT iT'S bUGGING mE.

ED: oK sO wHAT dO i nEED tO do tO sTOP aLL tHIS sHIT fROM gOING tO hELL?

ED: lIKE.. i'VE gOT tHESE cARDS aND wHAT nOT.

SW: Um, first you need to enter this card in the lathe

SW: The spinny drill thing

SW: But firts you need you need a totem

SW: Kind looks like a ice block apparently

ED: oK .. oH sNAP i'VE gOT oNE oF tHOSE.. iT'S jUST a pOWERDRILL rIGHT nOW tHOUGH.. tHIS hANDHELD tHING wON'T fLY..

SW: No, I put in your room

SW: The sewing machine thing

ED: oH hEH. tHERE wE gO.

ED: **my weapon of choice is a drill so.. :3 thats what i meant**

SW: OKay, the ice block is in a block

SW: Or some sort of machine

SW: You got anything I can hit it with?

ED: hMMM wELL i mEAN.. oOH wAIT! uSE tHE tV iN tHE lIVING rOOM, tHAT pIECE oF sHIT mUST wEIGH a tON!

SW: But hwo will you watch TV?

SW: Ohh

SW: Yotujbe'

SW: Right

SW: *CABLED*

SW: Aight, get the totem

ED: mAN... tHAT jUNKER sUCKS tOO..

ED: oK iT'S kINDA cOOL lOOKIN..

SW: Okay, so use that with the card I gave you

ED: mMK jUST sTICK iT iN tHIS mACHINE ?

SW: The Lathe

SW: Okay, now put that in the Alchemiter

SW: Better hurry, looks like you're getting aimed at

ED: oK tHATS dONE!

ED: i'M rUNNING oUT oF rOOM iN hERE mAN.

SW: A crxuite acorn?

SW: Hurm?

ED: iDK....

ED: bUT aCORNS aRE dEFINETLY sOMETHING.

SW: YOU CRACK THAT NUT

ED: hELL fUCKING yES!

ED: *Using his power drill Ed bashes the Acorn stupidly with the handle*

SW: ....

SW: Rosco?

SW: You okay?

SW: Brah?

ED: uHHHHHH

ED: uGHH.... ...

ED: i sPILT.. mY cEREAL..

ED: lIKE.. tHE lAST oF tHE fUCKING cINNAMON tOAST cRUNCH jUST wENT aLL oVER tHE pLACE..

ED: cAUSE oF tHAT cRASH

ED: iS iT sUPPOSED tO cRASH?

SW: Dude, that sucks

ED: .. oH wHAT tHE fUCK wHY iS iT sNOWING.

ED: iT jUST wENT fROM a mETEOR sHOWER aND a rED sKY tO sNOW..

ED: tHE sUN wENT oUT dIDN'T iT..

ED: tHIS sUCKS..

SW: I'd HOPE for a niuclear winter

SW: Godo thing Im not with you

SW: Cold sucks

ED: ...

SW: Alright, I'll keep your house tidy whilre you explore

ED: i lOVE yOUR eNCOURAGEMENT..

SW: Good luck, my Brower Ranger

ED: uGH... i'LL tELL yOU iF tHIS sHIT gETS aNY wORSE..

ED: oR wHATEVER..

SW: You survived the worst, brah

ED: i gUESS..

ED: lIKE... i wAS eXPECTING tHE wORLD tO eND bETTER i gUESS..

ED: i tHINK mETEORS aRE a cOP oUT.

SW: Yeah, I would have expected a giant monster attack

SW: Or a exploding planet missle

SW: Or the blanket of corruptuon turning the land into a black clestial lump of tar and evil

ED: i wAS hOPING zOMBIES.. i'D bE rEADY fOR zOMBIES.

ED: wTF mAN....

ED: [Steps outside to find that his apartment was buried in snow up to the 7th floor just below his own doorway]]

ED: dAMN i'M gONNA nEED a tHICKER jACKET fOR tHIS mESS.

SW: Oh man, that sucks

SW: You have anything thermal?

ED: jUST mY lEATHER jACKET..

ED: i'M gONNA nEED sOME nEW tHREADS bUT..

SW: Aw fuck

SW: No microwave, no thermos, no oven?

ED: iT lOOKS lIKE mY oPTIONS oF bUYING oNE aRE nULL aND nON eXISTANT.

SW: No, do you ahev anything heated?

ED: hMM i'VE gOT tHE mICROWAVE.. tHE hAIRDRYER

SW: I hear you can combine things you own twith things you cna make

SW: Punch one card with a another, overlay them,, then combine them in the thing you got hte acorn from

SW: I think

ED: hMMM oK.

ED: uHH wAIT... tHERES tHIS gLOWY tHING fLOATING aROUND iN hERE nOW.. wTF iS tHIS?

SW: It's called a kernelsprite

SW: You need to use it as a guide

ED: oH sNAP... wELL i sAID wASSUP aND iT rEFUSES tO tALK..

SW: n=No, you need to throw something in it

SW: Two times

ED: wHAT a hELPFUL gHOST gUIDE i wILL pROBABLY NEVER lOVE.

ED: wAIT..

ED: oH sHIT.. i gOT jUST tHE tHING..

ED: i gIVE yOU sIR.. tHE iSAAC fROM dEADSPACE..

ED: aCTION fIGURE.. iNCLUDING lIGHT uP vISOR aND sPINAL cORD.

ED: fUCK YES..

SW: iIsn't Issac Clarke mute?

ED: aND iN tHE oTHER hAND.. oOP oOP

ED: i gIVE yOU...

ED: mY cOPY oF jAWS..

ED: .....

ED: mY gOD.. iT'S bEAUTIFUL <3

SW: ....

SW: *facepalm*

ED: hE'S sOOO cOOL.

SW: You just made things harder

ED: i dIDN'T eVEN tHINK sHARKS cOULD wEAR aRMOR.

SW: ARMOR WEARING SHARKS?

ED: yES... i'M sURE eVERYTHING hE tELLS mE..

ED: wILL bE sO kNOWLEDGABLE..

ED: hE'S tALKING lIKE qUINT

ED: oH gOD i cAN'T uNDERSTAND a tHING hE'S sAYING..

ED: bUT pART oF mE dOESN'T cARE!

SW: Quint?

ED: bLUH.. i'M sTILL fREEZING.... uHHH hERE.. bLANKETS..

ED: ...

SW: Gah, I need to gwt rid of this hiccup

ED: yOU kNOW.. qUINT.. fROM jAWS. "lADIES oF sPAIN aND aLL tHAT cHIEF"

SW: And kill the imps you just made harder

SW: THANKS, ROSCO

SW: THANKS FOR MAKING THIS HARDER

ED: ...

ED: wAIT.. wHAT

ED: oH gOD..

ED: dUDE.. tHERE aRE lIKE..

ED: sHARKS iN tHE sNOW, i dIDN'T tHINK IT wORKS lIKE tHAT.

SW: Not just any sharks

SW: Sharks with space armor

ED: ....

ED: iF i dIDN'T fEEL lIKE pEEING mYSELF wITH fEAR i'D bE eXCITED.

ED: oK... i gOT tHIS bLANKET oFF oF mY rOOMATES bED..

ED: iT'S pRETTY cOMFY..

SW: Alright, you go fight them

SW: I gotta go


-- starryWarrior
[SW]
ceased pestering elitistDefeatist
[ED]
at 4:31 --


ED: aND i'M nOT gONNA dEAL wITH fUCKING sPACE mONSTERS... uNTIL i'M nOT gONNA fREEZE..

ED: .....