Weapon Appreciation

[problemsleuth]

Hey fellas and dames. In my line of work I have to be well armed and prepared for many a tight spot so I have come to admire many... instruments of persuasion. You guys have to scrap too every now and then from what I hear. So what are your tools of the trade, and what do you just plain get excited from the mere look of? So. My tools of the trade.

Say hello to the Mauser Machine Pistol.



This little baby may looks like a pretty standard pistol, but turn a switch on the side and it becomes a fully automatic submachine-gun with a devestating rate of fire. It even has an attachable stock to make it possible to hold and fire like a true submachine-gun for better accuracy. Beautiful.

And now of course THE CHOPPER. THE CHICAGO TYPEWRITER. THE TRENCH BROOM. THE CHICAGO PIANO. THE TOMMY. Goddamn do a I have a love affair with this gun (don't tell Hysterical Dame).



This gun can chew through wood and thin metals like they're nothin'. It holds a massive amount of ammo in that drum of it's. It fires at rate and pattern that means you'll hit even if you're blind. I've seen this gun turn a fella ta paste. Nuff said. So, how 'bout you fellas? Weapons of choice?

[macruralAlchemist]

minE αlsO supportS wαteR αnD liquiD nitrogeN ^,,^

[convivialAugur]

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Well, I like using my mountain pick. I climb a lot, and it's really useful for cliffs! Also, when the scalebeasts attack me, nothing's more satisfying than the hard thunk you feel when it pierces it's skull with ease. That feeling's a pretty good stress reliever, I think.

[martialManiac]

well normally - would jus+ use my own f-s+s and fee+ +o f-gh+, bu+ - guess - really l-ke ka+ars (punch-ng swords) and rods
- already know how +o use rods now, and -d -mag-ne comb-n-ng ka+ars w-+h my curren+ +echn-que could be a deadly comb-na+-on

[problemsleuth]

Feb 5, 2011 10:03:56 GMT -6 martialManiac said:

well normally - would jus+ use my own f-s+s and fee+ +o f-gh+, bu+ - guess - really l-ke ka+ars (punch-ng swords) and rods
- already know how +o use rods now, and -d -mag-ne comb-n-ng ka+ars w-+h my curren+ +echn-que could be a deadly comb-na+-on

Buddy, I can't understand a goddamn word you just said. Somethin' about them old Indian kataras or somethin'?

[martialManiac]

Feb 8, 2011 18:34:14 GMT -6 problemsleuth said:

Feb 5, 2011 10:03:56 GMT -6 martialManiac said:

well normally - would jus+ use my own f-s+s and fee+ +o f-gh+, bu+ - guess - really l-ke ka+ars (punch-ng swords) and rods
- already know how +o use rods now, and -d -mag-ne comb-n-ng ka+ars w-+h my curren+ +echn-que could be a deadly comb-na+-on

Buddy, I can't understand a goddamn word you just said. Somethin' about them old Indian kataras or somethin'?

(i's = -'s, t's = +'s)

yeah ka+ars are n-ce
bu+ so -s pla-n hand +o hand comba+

[hellajeef]

[italicastronomer]

Glovekind all the way. I alchemized myself a nice Science Life Ruiner (Glove & Asimov's New Guide to Science || The Protomen), useful for manipulating chemicals and atoms (I still have to try some new stuff, but shooting thunderbolts out of my hand is powerful enough to handle most enemies I encounter) . I tried to add The Orange Box to the mix and see what happens, but it costs too much grist