Hey we're having a raffle.

[twinArmageddons]

This is where an introductory paragraph detailing what a raffle would go, but for several reasons I'm just going to skip ahead to the important stuff.

WHOA BOY, WHAT IS THIS AND HOW DO I ENTER? JUST TAKE MY MONEY.
That is a fine motherfucking question right there, Sollux from 15 seconds ago. Let me lay down some true facts on yourself; This is a raffle where, if you donate $5 or more to the Olive Garden page, you get your name written down on an exquisite, snow white piece of crisp notebook paper, and then callously tossed into a musty old hat along with the names of every other entree!

On monday next week, I'll take that stale hat, and the pieces of paper that had been left in them, and pick a name or two out, depending on the turnout for this particular event! Those name(s) will either receive a game, or maybe some other kind of gift bought from a website.

So in summary, stick in $5, get a chance to nab some sweet loot worth more than $5!

The donation page: www.adorabloodthirsty.com/olivegardenfund.htm

Done!

[adiosToreador]

OH BOY I CAN'T WAIT TO-[EXPLETIVE DELETED][/b]

[tentacletherapist]

rose buys himself a game: the raffle