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[rageinducer]

SO MY BRO AND I WERE FISHING

AND WE CAUGHT SO MANY FISH,

WE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH BUCKETS TO HOLD THEM ALL!

SO I SAID TO MY BRO

"MAN WE NEED TO GET MORE BUCKETS"

AND HE WAS LIKE

"MAN, LETS GO BUY SOME BUCKETS"

SO WE WENT TO HOME DEPOT AND WE HAD ALL KINDS OF BUCKET SELECTIONS

SO I SAID TO MY BRO

"MAN, THERE ARE SO MANY PRICES AND VALUES"

AND HE WAS LIKE

"MAN, DO WHATEVER YOU NEED TO DO BRO"

SO I WENT AND BOUGHT ALL THE BUCKETS

WE THEN CAUGHT ALL THE FISH IN THE LAKE AND NEVER RAN OUT OF BUCKETS

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BUT NOT REALLY

IT TURNS OUT, THAT THE LAKE WAS ONLY THE BEGINNING

AND WHEN THE LAKE RAN OUT OF FISH TO CATCH

I SAID TO MY BRO

"MAN, WE NEED TO FIND MORE FISH TO CATCH"

AND HE WAS LIKE

"MAN, I HEARD THERE WAS SOME HUGE ASS LAKE OUT WEST"

AND I SAID

"BUT BRO, WHAT IF WE RUN OUT OF BUCKETS AGAIN?"

AND HE SAID

"PLAAAAAAAAAY THE BEST, SONG IN THE WORLD

OR I'LL EAT YOUR SOUL"

AND I WAS LIKE

"BRO, THIS IS PRAT TOOOO NOT TRIBUTE"

AND HE WAS LIKE

"OH FUCK MAN, LETS JUST GO BUY SOME BUCKETS THEN"

SO WE WENT TO THE BUCKET KING AND BEGGED HIM

"MISTER BUCKET KING, MAY WE HAVE ALL THE BUCKETS IN THE WORLD?"

AND HE SAID

"YES, GOOD SIRS, YOU MAY HAVE ALL THE BUCKETS IN THIS WORLD AND SEVERAL OTHERS"

SO WE LEFT WITH THE BUCKETS AND WENT TO THE HUGE ASS LAKE THAT COVERS ABOUT HALF THE WORLD

WE WENT FISHING AND IT TURNS OUT

WE STILL DIDNT HAVE ENOUGH BUCKETS

SO WE PULLED SOME BUCKETS OUT OF THIN AIR AND PUT ALL THE FISH INSIDE THEM

THE WORLD THEN DIED BECAUSE OF THE SHEER AMOUNT OF BUCKETS

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[WaywardVagabond]

so i decided to create some lovely democratic artistic works for this thread.

do enjoy, but note its lascivious nature.

[problemsleuth]

I had to kill a fella in Queens with a bucket once. Not a pretty site. But that was nothin' on the bucket smuggling ring I brought down in '23. I saw things then that'd make your fedora spin.

[sweet bro]

what is even so WRONG with you guys and bunkets..