"Those" Original Characters

[gardenGnostic]

In which we tell the horror stories of terrible Original Characters we once played/have run in to.

I'll have something to add later. I've got a bunch though.

[gallowscalibrator]

Am I a bad person for telling every OC troll that pesters me that they can't be a troll because all the trolls in the universe are dead?

[golgothasTerror]

I made a character that was pretty much omnipotent.

Able to summon tentacles from the ground and use them to kill anything...

Have you ever played Prototype? Kind of like that.

But I guess he's not that bad, as that was really all he had. No social skills, no friends, hates everyone, etc. etc.

But still I think he was too powerful.

He had black blood or something like that too.

[turntechgodhead]

Sept 11, 2010 13:49:00 GMT -6 gallowscalibrator said:

Am I a bad person for telling every OC troll that pesters me that they can't be a troll because all the trolls in the universe are dead?

Nope

I've yet to encounter any of "those OC's". I count myself lucky

[gardenGnostic]

Well if they exist in a time before the Great Glub then I'd say they're okay. As long as they don't try to change anything, Terezi.

[radicalapologist]

man..the worst one i ever ran into was one that said he fought kamina fight before he died and took his sword and his wife was yoko after she became a teacher...i dont even know how TTGL ORIGINAL CHARACTERS even work...

[gardenGnostic]

Well, this guy is certainly up there. Annoying Quirk, Self Insertion, also has the annoying nerve to tell me that "You're an ALTERNATE TIMELINE JADE!"

-- usefulUmeces
[UU]
began pestering gardenGnostic
[GG]
at 3:3 --


UU: hheeeyy

GG: hi!!

UU: okkaaayy thheeerreee ii dddiiddd thhiiss sstuuuppiiddd liittleee eeerrrraaannnddd.

GG: what?

UU: ohh goddd ii hhaaaveee to eeexxxpplaaaiinnn thhiiss aaagaaaiinnn

UU: thheee ffuuutuuurreee veeerrssiionnn off yyouuu ffrromm twwo tiimmeeeliinnneeess aaago, iinnn aaa tiimmeeeliinnneee wwhhiicchh nnno lnnnogeeerr eeexxxiisstss, tolddd mmeee to ppeeessteeerr THIS yyouuu aaat thhiiss ppoiinnnt iinnn tiimmeee.

UU: thhuuuss sstaaarrtiinnng ssommeee iidddiiotiicc cchhaaaiinnn rreeeaaacctiionnn orr ssommeeethhiinnng. hhoppeeeffuuullyy thhiiss iiss thheee laaasst iidddiiotiicc tiimmeee ccrraaapp ii nnneeeeeeddd to dddo

GG: ummm....

GG: okay then!

GG: did i tell you to tell me anything in particular??

UU: uuuhhhhhh

UU: yyeeeaaahh

UU: yyouuu mmiighht cceeeaaasseee to eeexxxiisst ssoonnn, thhuuuss mmaaakkiinnng mmeee teeell ANOTHER yyouuu thhiiss.

UU: hhoppeeeffuuullyy nnnot.

GG: what???

UU: sseeeeee aaannnothheeerr tiimmeeeliinnneee veeerrssiionnn off yyouuu mmaaayy bbeee wworrkkiinnng to mmaaakkeee ssuuurreee thheee tiimmeeeliinnneee wweee'rreee iinnn nnnoww nnneeeveeerr eeexxxiisstss

UU: bbeeeccaaauuusseee yyouuu dddiidddnnnt thhiinnnkk thhiinnngss thhrrouuughh

GG: ummm...

GG: i think time travel is daves thing not mine!

UU: yyeeeaaahh bbuuut yyouuurreee thheee onnneee lookkiinnn aaat thheee mmaaagiiccaaal cconnndddeeennnssaaatiionnn

UU: sseeeeeeiinnn thheee ffuuutuuurreee aaannnddd sshhiit

GG: well

GG: thats because my dream self was awake!

GG: but it died so i dont see the future anymore!! D:

UU: wwhhaaat

UU: hhoww thheee hheeell dddiiddd iit dddiieee

GG: johns dreamself was in danger!

GG: and i saved him!!

GG: but it died in the process!!!

UU: okkaaayy yyeeess yyouuu ssaaaveeeddd hhiimm bbuuut

UU: wwhhaaat hhaaappppeeennneeeddd

GG: prospit crashed into skaia!

UU: ...

UU: ......

UU: pprrossppiit

UU: ccrraaasshheeeddd

UU: iinnnto sskkaaaiiaaa

GG: yeah!

UU: wwhhaaat thheee ffuuucckk

UU: dddo yyouuu kknnnoww hhoww

GG: jack noir! he destroyed everything on prospit!!

GG: i was dreaming at the time and saw him

GG: so i hid until prospit fell!

GG: and john started to fall too!!

GG: i knew i had to save him!!

UU: ohh mmyy goddd

UU: ii aaamm goiinnng to jjjuuusst

UU: cchheeecckk thheee tiimmeeeliinnneee

UU: aaannnddd sseeeeee hhoww sshhiit got ffuuucckkeeeddd uuupp sso bbaaadddlyy

UU: ohh mmyy goddd

UU: thheee tuuurrnnniinnng ppoiinnnt off aaall thhiiss

UU: wwaaass aaa goddd dddaaammnnn bbuuunnnnnnyy. wwhhaaat thheee ffuuucckk.

GG: the bunny i sent to john!

UU: ii thhiinnnkk thhaaat wwiithh yyouuurr cclouuudddss

UU: yyouuu sshhouuuldddveee kknnnowwnnn thhaaat jjjaaacckk nnnoiirr ccouuulddd hhaaaveee iinnnteeerrcceeeppteeeddd thheee goddd dddaaammnnn bbuuunnnnnnyy

GG: but its really important! its going to help him out in the end!!

UU: yyeeess

GG: and everything is going to be alright!!

UU: iit aaalsso rreeessuuulteeeddd iinnn thhiiss mmaaassssiiveee ccaaataaasstrropphheee

UU: ohh mmaaannn ii hhaaateee to bbuuurrsst yyouuurr bbuuubbbbleee bbuuut

UU: nnno

UU: thhaaat bbuuunnnnnnyy iiss wwhhyy yyouuu aaarreee goiinnng to losseee

UU: iitss too ffuuucckkeeeddd uuupp aaalrreeeaaadddyy

UU: aaannnddd thheeennn thheee rriifft iiss goiinnng to taaakkeee pplaaacceee

UU: aaannnddd eeeveeerryy sseeessssiionnn iiss goiinnng to geeet ffuuucckkeeeddd uuupp

GG: do you know this or are you guessing??

UU: ii kknnnoww aaall off thhiiss

GG: how??

UU: thheeerreee, ii jjjuuusst dddiiddd

UU: hheeerreee leeet mmeee jjjuuusst ssccrroll bbaaacckk iinnn thheee tiimmeeeliinnneee aaannnddd tyyppeee ssommeeethhiinnng

UU: ii sshhouuulddd pprrobbaaabblyy teeell aaall thheee trrollss aaabbouuut thhiiss. ii sshhouuulddd dddo iit aaat thheee sstaaarrt off thheeeiirr liittleee aaadddveeennntuuurreee.

UU: sso thhaaat iitss nnnot too laaateee.

GG: i already know about the trolls!

UU: hhaaaveee thheeeyy trriieeeddd to sstopp yyouuu ffrromm ssccrreeewwiinnng eeeveeerryythhiinnng uuupp

UU: iitss pprrobbaaabblyy bbeeeccaaauuusseee ii jjjuuusst tolddd thheeemm

UU: wwaaaiit sso

UU: thheeeyy ffaaaiileeeddd

UU: sshhiit

UU: hhmm

UU: wweeell

UU: nnniicceee jjjobb ffuuucckkiinnng uuupp ssbbuuurrbb

UU: rreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaal nnniicceee

[starrywarrior]

That is probably THE most obnoxious quirk in existence.

What is he, fucking Doze?

Oh, and I subscribe to that alternate universe thing, if only to appease the Continuity Goblins that live inside of my skull and give me migraines whenever canon doesn't match up.

[radicalapologist]

you havent seen the mess SO made did you SW..go ahead..ask him to pester you with it
i dare you
i triple dog dare you motherfucker

[arachnidsGrip]

1. sW. 'Nuff said. Sorry.

2. I used to be a Sonicfag. So, you can imagine...

[radicalapologist]

Sept 11, 2010 18:12:10 GMT -6 arachnidsGrip said:

2. I used to be a Sonicfag. So, you can imagine...

oh man
no offence but..yeah thats pretty bad
but yeah thats past now so whatever

[starrywarrior]

Don't worry, I'm fully aware COR sucked, least I'm not like CWC and think that my every work is a masterpiece and boyfriend free girls will flock to me and show me their 'chinas.

[carcinogeneticist]

Sept 11, 2010 18:12:10 GMT -6 arachnidsGrip said:

1. sW. 'Nuff said. Sorry.

2. I used to be a Sonicfag. So, you can imagine...

Oh fuck you used to be one too? I try to forget about those dark times in my life.

Oh, there was this one guy I was talking to today. I forget who the fuck he was, but he was basically trying to get me to go into a blackrom with him. I told him he was going to die in the glub and then blocked him.

[radicalapologist]

CaffeinatedAnalyst: Hello I am the evil twin cousin of Egbert. I also have troll horns and can fly with my amazing dragon wings

just.....yeah...

[sleeplessChelovek]

Sept 11, 2010 21:37:13 GMT -6 radicalapologist said:

CaffeinatedAnalyst: Hello I am the evil twin cousin of Egbert. I also have troll horns and can fly with my amazing dragon wings

just.....yeah...

Excuse me as I throw up blood.