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[starrywarrior]

That makes two of us, Equius. Blurgh.

[arseniccatnip]

:33 < cmon they dont eat the dirt! or theyre not supposed to
:33 < whats so gross?

[helperbot]

You're supposed to cook it all the way through hon...

[arseniccatnip]

:33 < how can i really afford go cook it all the way?
:33 < besides it tastes bad when cooked
:33 < cookin the outside makes the cubs think theyre eating a fancy meal

[corruptedInsanity]

so strange, yet it actually sounds good, minus the dirt... i might just try that

[hellajeef]

dirt is the only part

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[martialManiac]

- have a really good rec-pe for brown-es, bu+ -+s -n -mage form...
here, -ll pos+ -+ anyway.



+here's also +h-s...-+ seems a l-++le...gross, bu+ maybe some of you guys m-gh+ wan+ +o +ry -+



how could anyone ea+ +ha+ +h-ng?