SlAm PoEtRy 2: ThE rEbIrThEnInG

[gamzee]

AwWw YeAh MoThErFuCkErS. tImE fOr MoRe SlAmMiN oN tHiS sHiT lIkE fAYgO.

lEt'S kIcK tHiS sHiT. eVeRyOnE iS iNvItEd. BeCaUsE i Am ThE uNdIsPuTeD kInG oF sLaM pOeTrY, cOuRtEsY oF mY aWeSoMe SkIlLs. I aM a GrAcIoUs KiNg Yo.

GeT sTaRtEd On LyRiCaL mIrAcLeS aGaIn BrOtHeRs AnD sIsTeRs.

hOnK hOnK

[ectoBiologist]

man, i don't know what you're all thinking

everything in this thread just keeps stinking

here take a whiff

my god, that's shit

now let me show you

how you really make a hit



eb in here, that's the ectoBiologist

gonna show you all

not to fuck with this

don't mean to steal the show bros

but i'm the prank master

gonna mess with me

it'll end in disaster

a pie to the face or a sneaky oil slick

i'll make your prankster's gambit disappear

like a magic trick



cause it's my show in here

i am the star

you wanna top me

you better the raise the bar

i am the heir of breathe

and i just took yours away

your mesmerized, under my spell

by this incredible display



but if you want to challenge me, step up to the plate

any challenger is welcome, i don't discriminate

my words are the weapons i just bested you with

so excuse me while i exit this landfill

and all you other wordsmiths best believe

i Fear No Anvil

[radicalapologist]

pasting from the old thread
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcARPWpyGc0

listen to this while i break this over your heads


yo gamzee, i gotta tell ya somthin crazy

RAs comin though to put the hurt down on you

its about that time i make you pray of my rhymes

with your lyrics so sour they taste lemons and limes

this threads been all fun yo, we made some sick puns so (smooth)

but seeing as the forums will go down we got one night

so lets ends this, last round of the hotness

better bring your freshes bunch of illness

half assin, it wont be tolerated this round

couple sick beats, and a healthy helping of sound

thats right its fuckin time to stop clowning around

better get your poor self up from off of the gound

so come at me bro give me all of your might

and make give me

a proper opponent to put in my sight

but ill tell you right now i'll go out like a riot

thinking about takin down me? dont even try it


What you trying me for?

Yo kid it ain’t worth it

What you trying me for?

Because my rhyme style’s perfect

What you trying me for?

You ain’t going nowhere with that

So don’t try it, ain’t nobody hearing that

So don’t try it cause nobody’s hearing that

And don’t try it, we don’t like you weak cats

And don’t try it, it’s getting hard for you to beat this

It wasn’t worth it cause I figured out your weakness


so gamzee? i heard that you're a clown.

it makes sense cuz you're the joke of this round.

you know i got this whole thread on lock

you gotta hurry to beat me, come on, TICK TOCK

we gotta hurry up the forums wont last long

not that i need it cuz its my last song

if you wanna drop out now all you gotta do is say

"Oh pLeAsE sToP nOw Ra"

my lyrics LOVE BEING STRONG so you better watch out

coming back to make you feel like you're a whirlwind of doubt

and makin you question what to even rap bout

this is fun so lets not start mean muggin

this is all fun and games and not true thuggin

but if i were you i just stay quite

if i were you, facin gainst, 'ouldn't even try it


What you trying me for?

Yo kid it ain’t worth it

What you trying me for?

Because my rhyme style’s perfect

What you trying me for?

You ain’t going nowhere with that

So don’t try it, ain’t nobody hearing that

So don’t try it cause nobody’s hearing that

And don’t try it, we don’t like you weak cats

And don’t try it, it’s getting hard for you to beat this

It wasn’t worth it cause I figured out your weakness

[gallowscalibrator]

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[gamzee]

WeLl ShIt, LeT's Do ThIs MoThErFuCkEr.

yOu FiNaLlY fUcKiN cAmE uP wItH sOmEtHiNg LoNgEr.

ThAn WhAt YoU uSuAlLy SaY.

kUdOs BrO bEAuSe I'm GoNnA pRaY.

ThAt YoU gEt BeTtEr At ThIs ShIt SoMe DaY.

nOt ToDaY tHoUgH, bEcAuSe My RhYmEs ArE gAy.

No HoMo BrO, i MeAn FuCkIn MiRtHfUl

bEcAuSe ShIt BrOtHeR yOu HaD tO tRy AnD bE hUrTfUl.

NiGgA, i'M 13 aNd I'm TaKiNg My ToLl.

bEcAuSe BrO, i'M a FuCkIn TrOlL.

TaKe A gUeSs wHaT i'Ve BeEn DoIn To YoU.

iF yOu GuEsS tRoLlIn, ThEn ThAt'S tRuE!

HoNk HoNk MoThErFuCkEr, I gOt Ya.

fUcKiN tRyInG tO sLaM mE dOwN bUt LoOkS lIkE tHe TaBlEs TuRnEd.

On YoU, gO aHeAd. SaY bLuH!

iT'lL gIvE mE sAtIsFaCtIoN oN tOp Of HoW wElL i FuCkIn BuRnEd,

YoUr AsS uP iN tHiS mIrAcLe CoUrT.

yOu BeSt FuCkIn DePoRt.

FrOm YoUr CoUnTrY, yOuR pLaNeT, oFf To SpAcE!

i JuSt Up AnD mAdE yOu A fUcKiN dIsGrAcE!

HoLy FuCk MaN i CaN't BeLiEvE yOu Up AnD dId ThIs.

yOuR tEaRs Of SoRrOw, MmM. tHeY tAsTe LiKe BlIsS.

FuCkIn LoVe ThIs ShIt, I'm GlAd YoU cOuLd KiSs.

mY fUcKiN bRoNe BuLgE, aWw YeS tHaT's A dIsS.

LoOk At YoU gO, tRyInG tO bEaT mY rHyMeS.

yOu CaN't Do ThAt ThOuGh, YoUr RhYmEs ArE cRiMeS!

AgAiNsT tHe UnIvErSe.

yOuR rApS bElOnG iN tHe HeArSe.

CuZ tHeY dEaD aS aN eNtRaNcE sPiKe.

iT dOeSn'T mEaN i DiD nOt LiKe.

YoUr FuCkIn SaD aS sHiT aTtEmPtS tO gEt Me.

yOu KnOw ThAt DoEsN't WoRk On GaMzEe.

I'm HeRe, StOnEd OuTtA mY mInD.

cOmInG uP wItH tHeSe MiRaClEs, LeAvInG yOu BeHiNd.

It'S aLmOsT fUnNy HoW mUcH sLiMe.

i HaD tO cOnSuMe To BeAt YoUr AsS.

OnE, tWo, ThReE yOu ChImE?

tRy ZeRo MoThErFuCkEr, I kNoW, iT's RaSh.

BuT jUsT gOeS tO sHoW eVeN wItHoUt InSpIrAtIoN i CaN bEaT.

aLl YoU mOtHeRfUcKeRs, NoW lAy YoUr ArMs In DeFeAt.

It'S fUn PlAyInG wItH yOu ThOuGh, YoU cAnT wIn.

iF yOuR mInD wAs PrIcEd, It'D bE iN tHe BaRgAiN bIn.

It'D fUcKiN sTaY tHeRe UnTiL iT rOtTeD.

aNd I gO uP tO iT aNd FuCkIn TrOtTeD.

AlL oVeR iT wItH mY mAgIcAl PoEtIcS.

tHe GaMe Is OvEr MaN, yOu LoSt YoUr TrIcKs.

CoMiNg Up AgAiNsT mE wItH tHaT sHiT, hOw DaRe YoU bRo.

tHiS iS aLl OrIgInAl, I jUsT lEt My MiRaClEs FuCkIn FlOw.

BeCaUsE sEe, I dOn'T nEeD tO lInK bEaTs FoR yOu To UnDeRsTaNd.

tHaT i Am ThE fUcKiNg ToP jUgGaLo In ThIs CiRcUs BaNd.

CaLlEd LiFe, I tEmPoRaLlY oWnEd YoUr AsS bEiNg ThIrTeEn.

aNd FuCkIn YoU aRe StUcK iN bEtWeEn.

ThE wOrDs Of DaVe AnD i.

gUeSs WhIcH dEfEaT iS mOrE cRuShInG, gUy?

If YoU sAiD mE, tHeN tHaT's CoRrEcT. bUt DoN't ScOrN

i'Ve BeEn PlAyInG yOu LiKe A fUcKiN hOrN.

HoNk HoNk AgAiN mOtHeRfUcKeR! yOuR aTtEmPtS aRe CuTe.

bUt I'm GoNnA cApTcHaLoGuE tHeM aNd PuT eM iN tHe WaStE cHuTe.

ThAt'S wHeRe ThEy BeLoNg, ThAt'S wHeRe ThEy StAy.

bEcAuSe YoUr LyRiCs ArE tRaVeStIeS, bUt HeY.

At LeAsT yOu DiDn'T gEt SeRvEd By SoMe TrOlL.

oH wAiT!

YoU dId! MaN i Am On A rOlL.

PeAcE oUt BiTcH yOu ArE fUn.

bUt I hAvE tO fUcKiN rUn.

FoR i WaNt SoMe PiE, i JuSt HaD tO pRoVe.

tHaT i CoUlD bEaT tHe FuCk OuT oF yOu WiTh No GrOoVe.

PeAcE bItCh.

mY bUrNs ItCh?

TaKe SoMe LoTiOn, It'Ll HeAl.

hAhA nEvErMiNd. GeT rEaL!

YoU eMoTiOnAlLy ScArReD rIgHt NoW.

aLl I cAn SaY iS pOw!

YoU aRe DeAd.

tHe WoRdS yOu DrEaD.

So YoU bLeD.

aNd It TaStEd ReD.

To TeReZi ThAt Is, TaStE's LiKe BlOoD tO mE.

i GoTtA wAsH tHiS oFf So I dOn'T cAtCh YoUr UnCrETiViTy.

LaTeR, lOsEr.

) hOnK hOnK hOnK

[turntechgodhead]

since you losers cant possibly decide a winner by yourself
i guess i got to be the judge here for the sake of all your health
i wont be participating since we all know i would win
so i guess ill kick back let the rap battle begin

[twinArmageddons]

THIS IS TERRIBLE, YOU ARE FAILIN', BRO. YOU SHOULD REALLY USE THAT NOOK BEFORE FLAILIN, YO. I'M ONLY IN THIS SHIT TO SLAM YOU - AND CRAM YOU, INTO SUBMISSION, WHERE YOU BELONG, SLAP YOUR SHIT AWAY FROM THAT SOPOR BONG.


YOU THINK YOU'RE SLICK AT THIS,
YOU THINK YOU'RE KICKIN PISS,
BUT FUTUREFUCK LET ME JUST TELL YOU THAT YOU SUCK AT THIS,
YOU WANT TO BERATE,
YOU WANT TO SHOW HATE,
BUT YOU'RE LETTING TEREZI CLEAN YOUR SLATE LIKE IT WAS OUR FATE.


I WANT TO OBJECT,
THAT YOU LET HER ABJECT,
US EVERY DAY UNTIL OUR HATE IS ABSTRACT,
IN THE MINDS OF THE FUCKWITS,
THAT ROAM HERE EVERY DAY,
READING THIS AND LAUGHING BUT HEY, AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH ALL OF THE KNEELING,
THAT YOU'RE YOU'RE DEALING,
FOR A FEELING OF APPROVAL FROM THE PEOPLE,
WE SWORE TO HURT,
WAY BACK WHEN YOU HAD A SPINE TO SHOW,
SO GET THE HELL BACK HERE AND GET TO GROWING,
WHILE I HANG BACK HERE AND KEEP ON LAYING,
THESE SICK FIRES,
THAT YOU INSPIRE,
THAT ARE SCORCHING YOU INTO A DIRE STATE,
OF UNCERTAINTY,
ON YOUR REAL SELF,
LET ME JUST SAY YOU SHOULD GO FUCK YOURSELF.

YOU LEFT YOUR BURNING SKILL BACK IN TIME,
AND JUST AS YOU LEAVE IT,
I'M QUICK TO GET DOWN AND RETRIEVE IT,
SO BEND ON DOWN,
AND KISS MY PRONGS,
AND TRY TO REMEMBER A TIME WHEN YOU WERE STRONG.

[carcinogeneticist]

POSTING THIS SHIT HERE SO I HAVE A STOP TO COPY/PASTE THAT HORRID EXCUSE FOR A SLAM I WROTE EARLIER. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I'M EVEN REPOSTING THAT SHIT.

IT DOESN'T EVEN REALLY SEEM LIKE YOUR TRYING.

YOU PROBALBY SHOULDN'T EVEN HAVE BOTHERED REPLYING.

BECAUSE I'M LAYING DOWN THIS SHIT HARDCORE.

LAY IT DOWN FROM THE CEILING TO THE FLOOR.

SO BRACE YOURSELF, BITCHES

THIS IS SOMETHING YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR.

I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO COMPREHEND

WHERE EXACTLY YOUR STUPIDITY ENDS.

I COULD SPEND THE REST OF MY DAYS

AND CONTINUE TO SHOCK AND AMAZE

YOU WITH MY WICKED RHYMES

BUT I'M NOT GOING TO WASTE ANY MORE OF MY TIME

FUCK OFF.

[adiosToreador]

gUYS i KNOW YOU'RE HAPPY SLAMMING, aND i SEE THE RHYMES ARE BURNING,

aND i'LL TELL YOU TO KEEP JAMMIN', sO DON'T STOP WHEN i JOIN THIS,

bUT NOW IT'S TIME, fOR AN ALTERNIAN BEATDOWN, wITH RHYMES AND LYRICS, i'LL BURN THE WHOLE THREAD DOWN,

sO i'LL START WITH THIS, kK JUST STOP RIGHT THERE,
yOUR RHYMES ARE SHIT, nOBODY EVEN CARES,

yOU TRY, aND YOU RHYME, bUT YOU JUST SOUND SILLY,
aND WE LAUGH, aT YOUR RHYMES, bECAUSE YOU JUST CAN'T DO THIS,

sO i'M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW, yOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SLAM,
yOU GET SOME SICK BEATS GOING, aND ADD SOME FIRES THERE,

tHEN YOU JUST RHYME AWAY, aND BURN THEM ALL TO DEATH,
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[gamzee]

Sept 7, 2010 9:55:28 GMT -6 adiosToreador said:

gUYS i KNOW YOU'RE HAPPY SLAMMING, aND i SEE THE RHYMES ARE BURNING,

aND i'LL TELL YOU TO KEEP JAMMIN', sO DON'T STOP WHEN i JOIN THIS,

bUT NOW IT'S TIME, fOR AN ALTERNIAN BEATDOWN, wITH RHYMES AND LYRICS, i'LL BURN THE WHOLE THREAD DOWN,

sO i'LL START WITH THIS, kK JUST STOP RIGHT THERE,
yOUR RHYMES ARE SHIT, nOBODY EVEN CARES,

yOU TRY, aND YOU RHYME, bUT YOU JUST SOUND SILLY,
aND WE LAUGH, aT YOUR RHYMES, bECAUSE YOU JUST CAN'T DO THIS,

sO i'M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW, yOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SLAM,
yOU GET SOME SICK BEATS GOING, aND ADD SOME FIRES THERE,

tHEN YOU JUST RHYME AWAY, aND BURN THEM ALL TO DEATH,

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aWw YeAh TaVbRoS iS aLl Up In ThIs BiTcH!
ShIt Is GoNnA gEt MoThErFuCkIn RiCh.
wItH hIs ChOcOlAtE fLaVoReD mElOdIeS.
CoMiN aT yA lIkE tHe RaGiNg SeAs.
cUz TaVs Is ThE mAsTeR aT sLaM.
It'S aN hOnOr FoR uS tO bE bLeSsEd.
wItH hIs SuPeRiOr FuCkIn JaMs.
So GoOd ThAt EvErYoNe HaS tO tAkE a ReSt.
cUz It KnOcKeD tHe WiNd OuT oF yOu AlL.
LiKe OnE gReAt MoThErFuCk Of A fAlL.
tAvS, mY mEcHaNiCaL bUlL hOnKeY.
I dO bElIeVe ThAt ThEy NeEd To HeAr YoUr DeCrEe.
oF fUcKiN oWnInG eVeRyThInG.
BuT tHeY gOnNa BrInG.
tHe BiG gUnS, rEaDy To FiRe!
BuT yOu GoT yOuR oWn PyRe.
mAdE oUtTa ThE fAlLeN cOmBaTaNtS yOu GoNnA dEfEaT.
WiTh YoUr MiRaCuLoUs BiZnAsTy SiCk AsS bEaTs!
gO aHeAd AnD tRy PeEpS.
My BrO hErE wIlL mAkE yOu AlL wEeP.
cUz HiS rApS aRe So BeAuTiFuL.
DoWRiGhT wHiMsIcAl,
iTs A mIrAcLe,
HoW aWeSoMe HiS lYrIcAl,
sLaMs CaN bE.
Go GeT eM tAvS
i'Ll WaIt AnD sEe.
AnD tHeN bOtH oF uS gEt ThE lAsT lAuGhS.

XoD hOnK hOnK hOnK

[arachnidsGrip]

I'm gonna run down you one 8y one,
This is over 8efore it's even 8egun.

Eg8ert, what the fuck kind of name is that anyway?
I could take your ass down in anything any day.
You say you're the prank master?
Your pranks end in disaster?
You've never 8een more right,
I'm fucking rolling with laughter!
The only thing I'm mesmerized 8y is your smell,
I'd rather 8urn in hell,
8efore I whiffed your shell.

Terezi, I laugh at you day 8y day.
Your rapping skills make me wish I couldn't stay,
8ut I can, and I am, just to 8reak your ass,
You have no fucking class,
It gives everyone gas,
Just how 8aaaaaaaad you are at anything,
Like when you try to sing,
And oh yeah! Seeing!

Gamzee, don't even get me started on you,
You suck so hard,
It's gonna make me spew.
You fucking think you're a clown.
You just make everyone frown.
8etter get the fuck out 8efore shit goes down.
Fuck your miracles and your ICP,
You can just SM8,
And get away from me.

Dave, all you do is say how gr8 you are,
8ut you're forgetting,
We all wonder a8out how str8 you are.
"Health" does not fucking rhyme with "self,"
Take your shitty fake trophy
The fuck off of your shelf.
'Cause I'm running this place,
You're just a fucking disgrace,
I'm the real leader here of this arms race.

Karkat, you aren't even worth my time,
What the fuck,
This shit isn't a gogdamn nursery rhyme.
Go away, little wriggler,
Watch your shitty romcoms,
You're dropping shit,
And I'm dropping 8om8s.

Get the fuck out.

[confusedtransient]

okay show's over folks vriiska won

nothiing to see here

[Fokade]

holy fuck vrIIska,, you are IIller than the IIlls meIIster gamz wIIth that sIIck rhyme,, yo.

[adiosToreador]

aLL THE SICK FIRES, aLL OF THEM,

[grimauxiliatrix]

This Is All Incredibly Silly.