SlAm PoEtRy 2: ThE rEbIrThEnInG

[waywardvagabond]

A STORY: MY MAN, A VAGABOND WANDER
SITTIN ON HIS FARM WATCHIN MEN TURNED TO FODDER
HIS KING MOST UNRULY; A WORLDS EVIL FOUNDER
SITTIN ON HIS THRONE AS FOR WARS HE DO PONDER
WV WOULD STAND, HE AINT NO ABSCONDER
WITH A RAISE OF A FLAG HIS SOLDIERS RESPONDER
TO KINGS DO MEN MARCH; THE WALK OF MARAUDERS
NOT TREASURE THEY DESIRE, NOT GOLD DO THEY PLUNDER
A MARCH TO THE PALACE TO STRIKE AS ANACONDA
BUT FROM THE SKY FELL A MAN CALLED JACK
AN UNSIGHTLY ATTACK; WITH A HACK,
THE KING FELL, CRACK;
BUT WV HELD STRONG, THE KING OF HIS PACK;
AND HE'LL KEEP WANDERING TIL HIS FRIENDS ARE BACK
HEY THERE, BOY JOHN, I THINK YOU'RE PRETTY COOL.
DO A FAVOR FOR ME, TAKE JACK NOIR TO SCHOOL.
SKAIA IS IN RUINS, UNDER HIS RULE.
HE'S REALLY NOT THAT TOUGH, HE'S A FOOL.
HE THINKS HE'S AN ACE, BUT HE'S REALLY A JESTER.
WHEN I HEAR HIS NAME, I GET REALLY PESTERED.
SO KILL FOR ME, LET HIS BODY FESTER.
HE SAID HE WAS LORD OF SKAIA, I SAID
"SURELY YOU MUST JEST, SIR."
MY JOINTS CREAKED, MY CARAPACE WEARY.
BUT I LET THE COURAGE, LET THE VIGOR, FLOW THROUGH ME.
I MUST LIVE, UP TO MY DUTY.
BY GUIDING THE HEIR, AND HIS TEAM.

WORD OUT, MY HOMIES.

[radicalapologist]

most awesome fucking rap ever
how HIGH to you have to be even to make up a rap that great

[arseniccatnip]

:33 < *ac can not rap*
:33 < *ac likes to rap*
:33 < *ac will now rap*

:33 < *ac lives in a cave*
:33 < *ac lives in a cave*
:33 < *ac does not swim*
:33 < *fur she is in a cave*
:33 < *ac loves her cubs*
:33 < *ac loves her cubs*
:33 < *ac also loves*
:33 < *when people rub*
:33 < *her! especially behind the ears*
:33 < *this is part of the reason*
:33 < *she likes when tavros is near*
:33 < *ac loves her friends*
:33 < *ac loves her friends*
:33 < *so she will k33p rapping for them*
:33 < *until the long day ends*
:33 < *ac is getting stumped*
:33 < *ac is getting stumped*
:33 < *ac will stop now*
:33 < *for ac is stumped*
:33 < *ac then jumped*

:33 < *ac is impressed by how well she did compared to previous raps!*

[gamzee]

HoLy ShIt YoU gLoRiOuS mOtHeRfUcKeRs ArE dOiNg ThIs JuGgAbRo PrOuD eVeN mOrE. lIkE sErIoUsLy, I'm JuSt WaTcHiNg ThIs AmAzInG mOtHeRfUcKiN sHoW oF cReAtIvItY aNd SlAmMiN aNd JaMmIn AnD aM iN pUrE fUcKiNg AwE yO.

gOnNa PoSt SoMe PaSt RaPs I dId NoW bEfOrE mOvInG oN wItH tHe FaCePaInT. Y'aLl ArE dOiNg MoThErFuCkInG fAnTaStIc!

I cRaCk ThE cAp OfF tHiS tHiNgS nEcK.
wHaT? nAw DuDe ThIs Is FaYgO, wHaT tHe HeCk?
FuCkIn ThInKiN tHaT tHiS wAs An AnImAl?
tHaT’s NePeTa Yo, YoU nEeD tO gEt YoUr AuRaL
SeNsEs ChEcKeD, bEcAuSe ThIS DoEs HiSs
bUt LiKe A sNaKe? FuCk No ThAt’S a MiSs.
BuT iNsIdE tHiS sHiT iS MoThErFuCkInG bLiSs.
nEcTaR oF tHe GoGs.
MiRaClEs Of ThE dAwGs,
tHaT kNoW aBoUt ThIs ShIt.
So We CoLlEcTiVeLy KiCk It!
sWiG tHaT sWeEt DrInK.
Oh ShIt It StAiNs LiKe InK!
bUt ThAt’S cHiLl, I gOt MoRe ShIrTs.
OnLy ThInG iS tHaT iT hUrTs.
tO sEe ThAt NeCtAr WaStEd On AcCiDeNt.
Oh WaIt, HaHa I gOt SoMe MoRe FaYgO tO fErMeNt.
sO tHaT’s My TiMe.
I tHiNk I wAnT sOmE lImE.
fAyGo ThAt Is. ThAnKs FoR lIsTeNiNg To My RhYmE.
PeAcE!

aNd ThIs OnE aBoUt MiRaClEs.

As I wAlK tHrOuGh ThE bEaCh WiTh EyEs On LiFe.
i FuCkIn WoNdEr, WhY’s LiFe GoTtA bE sTrIfE?
FoR sOmE oUt tHeRe, CaN’t ApPrEcIaTe ThIs ShIt.
iT’s A dAmN sHaMe CuZ tHeY lIvIn In It.
AlL tHeSe MiRaClEs As FaR aS i CaN sEe
oThErS dOn’t WaNt To BeLiEvE iN sUcH sImPlIcItY.
BuT fUcK tHe HaTeRs, tHeY dOn’T kNoW jAcK.
bEcAuSe I kNoW tHe TrUtH, wHicH tHeY fUcKiN lAcK.
IcP kNoWs ToO wHiCh Is WhY i FoLlOw.
tRy To PrEaCh BuT aLl I gEt Is HoLlOw.
StArEs At Me,
gLaReS yOu SeE,
ThEy FuCkIn ThInK i LiVe In FaNtAsY.
bUt ThEy FuCkIn DoN’t KnOw GaMzEe!
“I lOvE lIfE sEe? WiTh GlEe!” I dEcREe.
aNd FuCk ThE hAtErS, tHe PoSeRs, ThE sCiEnTiStS
ThEy AlL tHiNk It’s WrOnG, aNd It GeT’s Me PiSsEd.
bEcAuSe ThEy MiSsIn OuT oN tHiS gIaNt MiRaClE
CaLlEd LiFe, BeCaUsE tHeY wAnT tO kNoW tHe WhOlE
sToRy Of ShIt, HoW iT aLl StArTeD.
BuT tHe AnSwEr Is So SiMpLe, YeT nO oNe HaS rEaD.
bEcAuSe PeOpLe CaN’t BeLiEvE,
AnD sO tHeY lEaVe,
tO fInD wHaT tHe AnSwEr Is, BuT I gRiEvE.
FoR tHeM yOu SeE, bEcAuSe IT SaDdEnS mE
kNoWiN tHeY mIsSiN oUt On AlL tHe BeAuTy,
Of LiFe. AnD sO I SiT hErE.
aT tHiS bEaCh.
TrYiNg To TeAcH.
mY fRiEnDs ThAt “MiRaClEs ArE eVeRyWhErE”, SaYs ThE dUdE wItH cApRiCe
I ApPrEcIaTe ThEm NoW, So MaYbE yOu WiLl ToO. PeAce!

[arseniccatnip]

:33 < *ac can not get enough of these raps! they are all so awesome!

[arseniccatnip]

:33 < *ac wrote another rap called meow*
:33 < *ac is purrplexed by human culture*
:33 < *but ac likes it anyhow*
:33 < *ac will understand more as she gets older*
:33 < *until then ac will simply meow*
(meow solo)
:33 < *ac is sometimes purrplexed by her friends*
:33 < *and some of the things they do*
:33 < *but ac doesnt care anyhow*
:33 < *until then all ac can do is meow*
:33 < *ac meows when she is bored*
:33 < *ac plays when she is bored*
:33 < *until all her toys are torn*
:33 < *and her vocal chords are worn*
:33 < *ac wishes she had more time*
:33 < *to hang with friends*
:33 < *but with cubs to be fed*
:33 < *work to be done*
:33 < *ac cant help but run*
:33 < *from hunt to hunt to help some friends*
:33 < *but when all that ends*
:33 < *she will talk to her friends furever*
:33 < *fur she loves everyone one*
:33 < *she really loves them*
:33 < *a whole ton!*
:33 < *ac is purrplexed by herself*
:33 < *so much work to be done yet it seems like none at all*
:33 < *fur she always has time to play anyhow*
:33 < *ac has plenty of time to meow*
(meow solo)

:33 < *ac thinks she improved!

[sleeplessChelovek]

Cough, cough. Test mic, one... two... one, two...


HIT IT!

As y'all run and hide scared like rabbits
And as scandalized old people yell "DAGNABBIT!"
I stride into the room, all young and handsome
gonna turn this place into a fucking Maniac Mansion

I see aliens that can rap like out of the ghetto
Their rhymes cut smoothly like fuckin' stillettos
Horns as far as the eye can see
They're creating a devastating masterpiece

All these jams are self-referential
Ain't not the best, but got lots of potential
Let's do this, b-boys, it's my time at bat
When i get on the mic you're gonna lose yo' hats

I come from way down south of the Americas
You ain't never seen rhymes like this latino has
a nerd with grace, comin' from outer space
I'm like Ziggy Stardust fillin' your head with haze

I got finesse like you wouldn't believe
Miracles are outta the question, see
If i can rap it's cuz I worked my ass
until its surface was as polished as brand new glass

Y'all know my brothers, if life's a die
I'm rollin' natural 20s all the time
i know you're gonna miss me, don't cry my bro.
but this ace of spades has gotta go.

[radicalapologist]

hmm..pretty good my brother..pretty rockin.. '> O.O<' have a shitty double thumbs up

[gamzee]

AwW sNaP kItTy CaT.
i FuCkIn LoVe HoW yOu RaP.
MoThErFuckIn CuTe Is WhErE iT's At.
sO aWeSoMe It'S lIkE yOuR cAp.
CrAftEd By A mAsTeR oF wHaT sHe DoEs.
aNd MoThErFuCkIn SlAmMiN jUsT bEcAuSe.
It'S fUn Yo! GoTtA aPpReCiAtE iT!
mOtHeRfUcKiN jUsT uP aNd MaDe Me FlIp.
An AcRoBaTiC pIrOuEtTe OuTtA sHeEr MiRtH.
i FuCkIn LoVe YoUr RaP fOr WhAt It'S wOrTh!

Ag YoU dId A fInE jOb BrO.
i'D iNvItE yOu To HaVe A fAyGo.
To WaSh DoWn ThOsE sWeEt BeAtS.
wItH mOrE mIrAcLeS yO, iT's CoNcReTe.
HoW sLaM yOuR jAm Is, It'S aWeSoMe.
sO nO nEeD tO fEeL fUcKiN gLuM.
Or WoRrIeD oR fUcKiN cOnCeRnEd.
yOu DiD gOoD, aNd My ReSpEcT yOu'Ve EaRnEd.

[arachnidsGrip]

Sept 7, 2010 18:23:44 GMT -6 carcinogeneticist said:

Sept 7, 2010 17:51:22 GMT -6 gallowscalibrator said:

WOW YOUR3 SUCH 4 B1TCH
1T K1ND4 G1V3S M3 4N 1TCH
YOUR3 SO P4TH3T1C 1 DONT 3V3N KNOW WH3R3 TO B3G1N
BUT 1 KNOW HOW TO G3T UND3R YOUR SK1N
YOU G3T W3T BY CR1PPL1NG 4 L1TTL3 BOY
WOW YOU PL4Y W1TH H1M L1K3 4 L1TTL3 TOY
1 JUST L4UGH H3H3H3 4T YOUR LOW S3LF 3ST33M
WH3N 1M DON3 W1TH YOU YOUR3 GONN4 STOMP OUT 1N 4 ST34M
NOW L3T M3 T3LL YOU 4BOUT TH1S BULLSH1T ST3NCH YOU M4K3
YOU TH1NK YOUR HOT SH1T BUT W3 4LL KNOW YOUR3 4 F4K3
1 LOV3 L1CK1NG TH1NGS
BUT 1 WOULDNT L1CK YOU 3V3N 1 COULD ST1NG
FUCK WH4T3V3R 1M OUTT4 H3R3 YOU BOR3
NOW QU1T 4CT1NG L1K3 4 WHOR3 >

SEE, I WAS HOPING I COULD JUST IGNORE
ALL OF THESE SHITTY RHYMES YOU LOT CONTINUE TO ROAR
BUT NOW I'M BACK
ON THE ATTACK
AND READY TO SETTLE THIS SHITTY FUCKING SCORE

VRISKA YOU CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO COMPREHEND
HOW MUCH I WANT YOUR PATHETIC LIFE TO END
BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT
AND THE LAST THING I'M GOING TO DO IS DISAPPOINT
BECAUSE I'M STARTING THIS BURN
THIS SHIT WILL MAKE YOUR STOMACH TURN
I'M ON THE ASSAULT AT ALL TIMES
TOASTING YOU WITH MY WICKED RHYMES

VRISKA, YOUR VISAGE MAKES ME SICK
YOUR EYE IS SOMETHING I'D LOVE TO PRICK
YOU AND PUPA CAN'T KEEP UP WITH THIS SHTICK
BECAUSE THIS SHIT'S COMING AT YOU LIKE A FUCKING BRICK

TEREZI AND I ARE HERE TO DESTROY
YOU AND YOUR LITTLE WONDER BOY
SO DON'T EVEN BOTHER RESPONDING
YOU TWO BETTER START ABSCONDING

BEFORE WE SET THIS THREAD ON FIRE
OUR RHYMES WILL AMAZE AND INSPIRE
AND ELECTROCUTE YOU LIKE A FUCKING LIVE WIRE
THIS SHIT WOULD EVEN MAKE EQUIUS PERSPIRE

NOW FUCK OFF BOTH OF YOU
BEFORE WE SLAUGHTER YOU WITH THIS LYRICAL KUNG FU

At first I ignored these,
They just weren't worth my time.
You think I'm wrong? Geez,
These are horri8le rhymes.
Your 8ad sense of scale,
Is far less than su8lime.
You'd 8e 8etter off just,
Tripping out on some slime.

Terezi, you 8low. Why do you keep on going?
You even admitted it! Your stupid is showing!
You continue to make shitty rhymes not unknowing,
That any sort of skills you might have are plateauing.

Karkat, you're worse. You think you do well!!!!!!!!
Your rhyme sylla8us must 8e fucked all to hell!
What is this "shtick" we're keeping up? Well?
You need to lay down and grow some fucking nook cells.

[radicalapologist]

shit all this hatin that i gotta reverse
lemme try and cheer this shit up by the end of this verse
cant be throwin round those bad vibe, or imma havta protest
we're stuck here together better give it a rest
why we gotta fuckin fight this is far too much trouble
we should be rockin like fred flintstone and barney rubble

so lets stop all this war it motherfuckin silly yo
we got all the fuckin time in the world for lovin so
lets get on with the peace
lets flip turn ways all those frowns
lets take a idea from gamzee
and fuckin smile like clowns

[gamzee]

ShIt YeAh SpIdEr SiS, kEeP tHe BeAtS rOlLiNg.
cAn'T wAiT tO sEe MoRe FuCkIn MiRaClEs FlOwInG.
YoUr StYlE iS wIcKeD, tHe StInG iS dOpE y'AlL.
yOuR sLaMs CrUsH lIkE yOu Do To An EiGhT bAlL
BuT i DiGrEsS, yOu CeRtAiNlY dO aGrEsS.
mOtHeRfUcKiN nIcElY tOo, I sAy YeS.
YoU kEeP mAkIn BeAuTiFuL lYrIcS.
gRaCiNg ThE mOtHeRfUcKiN sPiRiTs.
Of ThOsE wHo ApPrEcIaTe ThIs ShIt.
cAn'T gEt EnOuGh Of It.
ThIs SpIdEr HaS fAnGs, AnD tErEzI, kArKaT...
yOu'Ve BeEn BiT.

No NeEd To WoRrY rA, wE gOt It MaDe.
bEcAuSe ThIs ShIt Is CrAnKiN gRaDe,
A mAtErIaL sOn, MoThErFuCkIn MiRaClEs.
sOmE pEePs NeEd To MaKe ThEiR RaPs CuLlS.
It'S aLl GoOd, BeCaUsE wE lOoKiN aT mAgIc.
eNdInG tHiS wOuLd Be FuCkInG tRaGiC.
So DoN't WoRrY bRaH! yOu DoInG eXcElLeNt.
aNd yOu Do WhAtEvEr YoU wAnT! i HiNt.

[neuroeroticEmpathy]

noW thiS iS A storY abouT hoW

mY lifE goT flippeD fucKeD turneD arounD

anD I'D likE tO takE A minutE jusT siT righT therE

I'lL telL yoU hoW I endeD uP oN A rocK witH nO rooM tO sharE


iN easT alterniA, borN anD raiseD

iN mY hivE iS wherE I spenT mosT oF mY dayS

flippiN ouT, maxinG, noT relaxinG, uncooL

anD punchinG somE veckS righT nexT tO thE waterpooL

wheN A couplE oF meteorS whO werE uP tO nO gooD

starteD causinG troublE iN mY neighborhooD

I goT iN onE littlE fighT witH aN imP whO waS scareD

anD thE resT jusT raN awaY tO geT thE fucK awaY froM herE


I startinG playinG A gamE iN whicH thE ruleS arE uncleaR

theN I realizeD mY limitS werE drawinG tO A neaR

iF anythinG I coulD saY thaT thiS gamE iS unfaiR

sO theN I saiD "aH fucK iT,yO droogSm i'M outtA herE"

noW I'M approachinG A meteoR, jusT A parT oF fatE

anD I yelleD tO thE mediuM "oH fucK, seE yoU lateR"




I lookeD aT mY surroundingS I waS finallY herE

oN A shiT piecE oF rocK whicH I calL A "meteoR"

[hellajeef]

fell down the stairs, wuonnded my nee
AHAHAHA omfg
just how high do you have to be
to see
in my dream im the star, its ME

nothin but net, its like ahlly'yooze
LAUGHED when he shok, like a bowl full of booz
the sock distaction was a ruse?
you just gotta know what ANGEL to use.....

i put JELLY........... on this hot god today
ohhhh kaaaaaay.......
youget the new hot game that everones buzzing about these day
who would even make these conksuck boots anyway
brah time to get my game on no what i say

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[arseniccatnip]

:33 < *ac has tried to get a rap fur a while
:33 < *ac is stumped*
:33 < *ac has lost her rhyme*
:33 < *ac used to be pumbed*
:33 < *now its her time*
:33 < *to stop fur now*
:33 < *ac will rhyme again anyhow*
:33< *maybe in a month*
:33 < *amybe in a week*
:33< *but ac is still high on the voltage*
:33 < *and starting to r33k*