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Post by rambunctiousmonarc on Sept 7, 2010 17:44:42 GMT -6
I d0n't kn0w why thI$ tIckle$ u$
When thIs $hIt I$ $0 rIdIcul0u$
Y0u fucker$ better learn the rule$
'cau$e y0u bItche$ 'b0ut t0 get $ch00ledddddddd
What, I dIdn*t rhyme?
Well $hIt I aIn*t g0t n0 tIme
There*$ $ch00lIng t0 be d0ne
N0 tIme for rhymIng fun
$0 take a $eat, and $hut y0ur m0uth$
ThI$ rap I$ headIng S0uth
The fuckIng kIng ha$ arrIved
Get ready t0 lIe d0wn, and dIe
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Post by gallowscalibrator on Sept 7, 2010 17:51:22 GMT -6
Terezi, I laugh at you day 8y day.
Your rapping skills make me wish I couldn't stay,
8ut I can, and I am, just to 8reak your ass,
You have no fucking class,
It gives everyone gas,
Just how 8aaaaaaaad you are at anything,
Like when you try to sing,
And oh yeah! Seeing!
1T K1ND4 G1V3S M3 4N 1TCH
YOUR3 SO P4TH3T1C 1 DONT 3V3N KNOW WH3R3 TO B3G1N
BUT 1 KNOW HOW TO G3T UND3R YOUR SK1N
YOU G3T W3T BY CR1PPL1NG 4 L1TTL3 BOY
WOW YOU PL4Y W1TH H1M L1K3 4 L1TTL3 TOY
1 JUST L4UGH H3H3H3 4T YOUR LOW S3LF 3ST33M
WH3N 1M DON3 W1TH YOU YOUR3 GONN4 STOMP OUT 1N 4 ST34M
NOW L3T M3 T3LL YOU 4BOUT TH1S BULLSH1T ST3NCH YOU M4K3
YOU TH1NK YOUR HOT SH1T BUT W3 4LL KNOW YOUR3 4 F4K3
1 LOV3 L1CK1NG TH1NGS
BUT 1 WOULDNT L1CK YOU 3V3N 1 COULD ST1NG
FUCK WH4T3V3R 1M OUTT4 H3R3 YOU BOR3
NOW QU1T 4CT1NG L1K3 4 WHOR3 > |
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Post by turntechgodhead on Sept 7, 2010 17:54:48 GMT -6
aww how cute its babies first rap
why the hell are you all impressed by this crap
that took no effort from her ill bet
and to call me out bitch you gonna regret
doubt you had this skill till you invaded my head
speaking of which still watching while im asleep in my bed
arms race ha guess i already won
lets count out them arms oh look you only have one
back to your mind control how terribly lame
cant even command gamzee it just brings you shame
you have no people skills and just hurt all your friends
ha friends you just use them as means to your ends
hard to believe kanaya even still talks to you
after all that terrible shit you do
what the fuck does it matter how straight i am
at least all my relationships arent a sham
i actually can make friends with having to manipulate
which is one of the billions of reasons i am so great
you aint running nothing i just owned your ass
so shut your filthy whore mouth and dont give me more sass
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Post by rambunctiousmonarc on Sept 7, 2010 17:58:08 GMT -6
Dave i$ a t00l
And I rule
He thInk$ he I$ $0 c00l
and I think hI$ judgement*$ cruel
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Post by carcinogeneticist on Sept 7, 2010 18:23:44 GMT -6
Terezi, I laugh at you day 8y day.
Your rapping skills make me wish I couldn't stay,
8ut I can, and I am, just to 8reak your ass,
You have no fucking class,
It gives everyone gas,
Just how 8aaaaaaaad you are at anything,
Like when you try to sing,
And oh yeah! Seeing!
1T K1ND4 G1V3S M3 4N 1TCH
YOUR3 SO P4TH3T1C 1 DONT 3V3N KNOW WH3R3 TO B3G1N
BUT 1 KNOW HOW TO G3T UND3R YOUR SK1N
YOU G3T W3T BY CR1PPL1NG 4 L1TTL3 BOY
WOW YOU PL4Y W1TH H1M L1K3 4 L1TTL3 TOY
1 JUST L4UGH H3H3H3 4T YOUR LOW S3LF 3ST33M
WH3N 1M DON3 W1TH YOU YOUR3 GONN4 STOMP OUT 1N 4 ST34M
NOW L3T M3 T3LL YOU 4BOUT TH1S BULLSH1T ST3NCH YOU M4K3
YOU TH1NK YOUR HOT SH1T BUT W3 4LL KNOW YOUR3 4 F4K3
1 LOV3 L1CK1NG TH1NGS
BUT 1 WOULDNT L1CK YOU 3V3N 1 COULD ST1NG
FUCK WH4T3V3R 1M OUTT4 H3R3 YOU BOR3
NOW QU1T 4CT1NG L1K3 4 WHOR3 >SEE, I WAS HOPING I COULD JUST IGNORE ALL OF THESE SHITTY RHYMES YOU LOT CONTINUE TO ROAR BUT NOW I'M BACK ON THE ATTACK AND READY TO SETTLE THIS SHITTY FUCKING SCORE VRISKA YOU CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO COMPREHEND HOW MUCH I WANT YOUR PATHETIC LIFE TO END BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT AND THE LAST THING I'M GOING TO DO IS DISAPPOINT BECAUSE I'M STARTING THIS BURN THIS SHIT WILL MAKE YOUR STOMACH TURN I'M ON THE ASSAULT AT ALL TIMES TOASTING YOU WITH MY WICKED RHYMES VRISKA, YOUR VISAGE MAKES ME SICK YOUR EYE IS SOMETHING I'D LOVE TO PRICK YOU AND PUPA CAN'T KEEP UP WITH THIS SHTICK BECAUSE THIS SHIT'S COMING AT YOU LIKE A FUCKING BRICK TEREZI AND I ARE HERE TO DESTROY YOU AND YOUR LITTLE WONDER BOY SO DON'T EVEN BOTHER RESPONDING YOU TWO BETTER START ABSCONDING BEFORE WE SET THIS THREAD ON FIRE OUR RHYMES WILL AMAZE AND INSPIRE AND ELECTROCUTE YOU LIKE A FUCKING LIVE WIRE THIS SHIT WOULD EVEN MAKE EQUIUS PERSPIRE NOW FUCK OFF BOTH OF YOU BEFORE WE SLAUGHTER YOU WITH THIS LYRICAL KUNG FU |
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Post by arachnidsGrip on Sept 7, 2010 18:39:19 GMT -6
aww how cute its babies first rap
why the hell are you all impressed by this crap
that took no effort from her ill bet
and to call me out bitch you gonna regret
doubt you had this skill till you invaded my head
speaking of which still watching while im asleep in my bed
arms race ha guess i already won
lets count out them arms oh look you only have one
back to your mind control how terribly lame
cant even command gamzee it just brings you shame
you have no people skills and just hurt all your friends
ha friends you just use them as means to your ends
hard to believe kanaya even still talks to you
after all that terrible shit you do
what the fuck does it matter how straight i am
at least all my relationships arent a sham
i actually can make friends with having to manipulate
which is one of the billions of reasons i am so great
you aint running nothing i just owned your ass
so shut your filthy whore mouth and dont give me more sass One arm, huh? That's funny I count two.
Is that really all? That's the 8est you can do?
Yeah, I killed Aradia, yeah, I crippled Tavros.
You think you know shit a8out me, Dave, 8ut you don't.
Stay right there and I'll give you a dose,
Of your own medicine, Dave, just w8 and see,
I know more a8out you than you know a8out me.
Always those glasses on your overgrown head,
It's not even dark out, Dave, are you 8rain dead?
Every time you fought your "8ro" you just fled,
Afraid he would spill some of your 8lood, all that cherry red?
Do you even understand a word I just said?
Or should I just make it easier for you instead?
If you think you can do any 8etter, go the fuck ahead.
Oh, w8, you can't, might as well head off to 8ed.
You hide 8ehind your ironic lifestyle.
Really, it's funny how sad it is, makes me smile.
Then I look 8ack and, it's really vile,
What the fuck, is your 8ro some sort of pedophile?
All those puppets, it's hardly ironic how,
They've 8een motherfucking scaring you up to now,
Fucking wow. It just 8lows me away,
You're in complete disarray,
8ut you act like everything's 0-kay.
Fuck off, Dave, you've had your day.
8y the way,
I still think that you're motherfucking gay. [/center] |
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Post by arachnidsGrip on Sept 7, 2010 18:57:45 GMT -6
aww how cute its babies first rap
why the hell are you all impressed by this crap
that took no effort from her ill bet
and to call me out bitch you gonna regret
doubt you had this skill till you invaded my head
speaking of which still watching while im asleep in my bed
arms race ha guess i already won
lets count out them arms oh look you only have one
back to your mind control how terribly lame
cant even command gamzee it just brings you shame
you have no people skills and just hurt all your friends
ha friends you just use them as means to your ends
hard to believe kanaya even still talks to you
after all that terrible shit you do
what the fuck does it matter how straight i am
at least all my relationships arent a sham
i actually can make friends with having to manipulate
which is one of the billions of reasons i am so great
you aint running nothing i just owned your ass
so shut your filthy whore mouth and dont give me more sass One arm, huh? That's funny I count two.
Is that really all? That's the 8est you can do?
Yeah, I killed Aradia, yeah, I crippled Tavros.
You think you know shit a8out me, Dave, 8ut you don't.
Stay right there and I'll give you a dose,
Of your own medicine, Dave, just w8 and see,
I know more a8out you than you know a8out me.
Always those glasses on your overgrown head,
It's not even dark out, Dave, are you 8rain dead?
Every time you fought your "8ro" you just fled,
Afraid he would spill some of your 8lood, all that cherry red?
Do you even understand a word I just said?
Or should I just make it easier for you instead?
If you think you can do any 8etter, go the fuck ahead.
Oh, w8, you can't, might as well head off to 8ed.
You hide 8ehind your ironic lifestyle.
Really, it's funny how sad it is, makes me smile.
Then I look 8ack and, it's really vile,
What the fuck, is your 8ro some sort of pedophile?
All those puppets, it's hardly ironic how,
They've 8een motherfucking scaring you up to now,
Fucking wow. It just 8lows me away,
You're in complete disarray,
8ut you act like everything's 0-kay.
Fuck off, Dave, you've had your day.
8y the way,
I still think that you're motherfucking gay. [/center][/quote] I'm not done!
Dave, what did they do to you at night?
Everyone knows what I'm talking a8out, right?
The puppets, those puppets, my gog those puppets.
Seriously, does no8ody find it a little strange?
He freaks the fuck out when he looks at them, even from long range.
You really don't know what you're getting into, Dave,
You're digging your own grave,
Keep going and one day may8e you'll end up my 8rain slave.
And holy shit, those fucking stupid comics you drew,
Who would even read that steaming pile of shit, who?
It's okay, Dave, you can cry if you have to.
I think it's safe to say I'm done here, I'm through.
Don't even think you can counter this, you've nowhere to go to.
Go take your shower and use your anti-puppet shampoo.
You're just mad 8ecause I'm styling on you. [/center] |
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Post by turntechgodhead on Sept 7, 2010 19:35:05 GMT -6
ha ha ha oh wow look at that shitty rhyme
it is so terribly lame hardly worth any of my time
like you could best your lusus in a fair fight
you cant even begin to compare to bros might
the puppets are his thing not like you will understand
your head is shoved up your ass in vriskas fantasyland
its cute you think you got everyone figured out
but when shit goes wrong you scream and pout
youre just a sad little girl pretending to be tough
you havent even earned the right to give me guff
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Post by gamzee on Sept 7, 2010 22:04:44 GMT -6
AiGhT bRoThErS AnD sIsTeRs. It'S tImE tO lAy DoWn SoMe FuCkIn RuLeS yO. sO lIsTeN uP aNd LiStEn GoOd CuZ i AiN't GoNnA sAy ThIs TwIcE.
iT's TiMe To GeT oUr NiCe On Yo. No MoRe CoMpEtItIoN aT tHe MoMeNt. KeEp It FuCkIn ClEaN, rAp AbOuT wHaTeVeR, nO hAtIn BrOtHeRs AnD sIsTeRs. AiGhT?
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Post by carcinogeneticist on Sept 7, 2010 22:09:57 GMT -6
AiGhT bRoThErS AnD sIsTeRs. It'S tImE tO lAy DoWn SoMe FuCkIn RuLeS yO. sO lIsTeN uP aNd LiStEn GoOd CuZ i AiN't GoNnA sAy ThIs TwIcE.
iT's TiMe To GeT oUr NiCe On Yo. No MoRe CoMpEtItIoN aT tHe MoMeNt. KeEp It FuCkIn ClEaN, rAp AbOuT wHaTeVeR, nO hAtIn BrOtHeRs AnD sIsTeRs. AiGhT? |
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Post by radicalapologist on Sept 7, 2010 22:58:22 GMT -6
clean?
shit i can fuckin do that
imma make this place sparkle
gonna polish off this thead like it was covered in charcoal
cuz you see when i aint dissin my vocabulary doubles
flowin out like a brand new fucking can of scrubbing bubbles
lets flush out the hate like a bubble bath waterfall
make the thread smell brand new like the essence of pine-sol
put away those knifes and swords that our tongue 'ave been spittin
let the kind of words that heal stead of hurt be written
vriska your rude but i cate say i hate ya
you got the hots for my bro AKA MC pupa
spiders are you thing and being best is yo mission
settin all eight legs up on the competition
terezi you got skills on a whole nother level
doin feats so amazing they should call you daredevil
girl you gotta show us your eye popin medley
we may be as fresh buy your ryhmes are just deadly
now onto karkat are brave and fearless leader
makin fools of all his bangin and bumpin rap readers
shit i know you're always mad but come and chill for a while
gotta show your show all your teammates that your heart aint that vile
tavbro (sorry gamz im stealin your word)
im sure you got more shit that not a one of us heard
come on man spill your soul
let it flow
be the bull with the most
show the haters all around that they are Fin toast
now im gonna stop cuz i cant think of anymore
but if i do i promise you shit tons more of rapping lore
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Post by gamzee on Sept 7, 2010 23:54:18 GMT -6
FuCk YeS bRiNg On ThE mIrTh.
iT's FuCkIn AlL mAkIn It WoRtH.
OuR tImE tOgEtHeR, fOr YoU sEe.
tHeRe Is SoMeThInG tHaT hAs To Be.
MiRaClEs My BrOtHeRs AnD sIsTeRs.
bEcAuSe We AlL fUcKiNg WiNnErS.
WhEn ThE sLaMs AnD jAmS aRe AbOuNd.
tHiS tHrEaD jUsT gOt A dOuBlE mObIuS rEaCh ArOuNd!
To FuCkIn AwEsOmE rApS.
nOw TiP yOuR cApS.
To EvErYoNe HeRe, YoU wIn!
nOw WhErE dO i BeGiN?
TeReZi YoU mAy Be BlInD
bUt I gOtTa AdMiT, yOu RhYmEd.
So BeAuTiFuLly sIsTeR, iT's SuBlImE.
tHaT sHiT nEeDs To Be PoStEd.
MaYbE eVeN rOaStEd.
fOr HoW tAsTy ThOsE bEaTs WeRe.
YoU hUnG pEePs OuT tO dRy.
oN gAlLoWs SiS, yOu WeRe SuRe.
ThAt ThEy WeRe GuIlTy YoU dId CrY!
kArKaT mY bRoThErS.
wE sHaRe ThE sAmE mOtHeR,
gRuB sOnS, yOuR bEaTs TiCkLe.
ThE eArS mAn, ThEy LiKe A sIcKlE.
sLiCiN aNd DiCiN tHe BaD.
MaKiNg ShIt RaD.
aLl MoThErFuCkIn AwEsOmE.
YoUr A fUcKiN mIrAcLe, SoN.
iT's LiKe ShIt, We AlL aRe OnE.
GiAnT mIrAcLe Up In ThIs BiTcH.
bUt I gOtTa KeEp GoInG mAn So KeEp Up ThE pItCh.
Of YoUr SiCk RhYmEs MaN, cOmE oN bAcK.
oR dOn'T bUt ShIt I wOn'T gIvE yOu FlAk.
DaVe My MaN yOu ArE fUcKiN fLy.
lIkE tHaT cRoW bEfOrE yOu SaId StOp.
ThE cRoW wAs AlL lIkE "i'M gOnNa DiE!"
aNd It FeLl To ThE gRoUnD wItH a PlOp.
DoN't WoRrY bRo, It'S oKaY.
iT's PrOtOtYpEd To SaVe YoUr DaY.
LiKe YoUr RaPs SaVe ThE fUcKiN sHoW.
tHe BeAtS sO sWiFt ThEy GoT tHeIr OwN fLoW.
It'S lYrIcAl, A mIrAcLe, HoW pHaT tHeY aRe.
yOu AnD tAvS aNd I hAvE sEt ThE bAr.
It'S cOoL bRo, YoU'rE cOoL mAn.
kEeP uP tHe MiRaClEs AnD tUrN oN tHe FaN.
CuZ iT's GeTtInG tOaStY uP iN tHiS pLaCe.
bEcAuSe Of ThEsE bEaTs ThAt We CrEaTe!
VrIsKa GiRl If YoU rEaD wHaT i SaId.
i ApOlOgIzE sIsTeR, i LoSt My HeAd.
To WiNnInG tHiS sHiT, wHeN i WaS lOsIn.
wHaT mAdE mE mE, aNd I'm ChOoSiN.
To KeEp It ReAl, KeEp It CoOl.
i DoN't WaNnA mAkE aNyOnE a FoOl.
NoW sPiDeRsIs, WhAt YoU gOt Is GrEaT!
mOtHeRfUcKiN cRaShIn CoMpEtItIoN LiKe A bAlL oF eIgHt.
It'S aMaZiNg To HeAr YoU sInG.
iT's LiKe A fUcKiNg StInG.
ThAt YoU lOvE sO mUcH wItH tHaT kNiFe.
bUt YoU aRe FuCkIn FuLl Of LiFe.
No NeEd To StRiFe.
bEcAuSe We AlL fRiEnDs In ThIs MeTeOr.
So I wAnNa GiVe YoU a MiRaClE tOuR.
lAtEr ThOuGh, CuZ i'M nOt DoNe YeT.
CoMpLiMeNtInG dUdEs, So GoTtA jEt!
rA mY mAn YoU aRe A gReAt OpPoNeNt.
BuT wE gOtTa SeTtLe ThInGs, CuZ tHiS mOmEnT.
iS fUcKiNg BeAuTiFuL, iF iT wErE a CoLoR.
ThIs EnTiRe ThReAd WoUlD bE rAiNbOw.
sHiT iS sO bRoMaNtIcAl LiKe No OtHeR.
I wAnT tHiS tO kEeP hApPeNiNg, So LoW.
wE gO, tO tHe FuCkIn UnDeRgRoUnD cHaMbEr.
To FuCkIn SlAm A sEcReT cOnCeRt To ReMeMbEr.
iT's GoNnA bE iMpLaNtEd.
GoNnA bE rAnTeD,
aBoUt CuZ iT's So GoOd.
It MiGhT eVeN gIvE hUmAnS wOoD!
wOw ThAt'S nAsTy, My BaD bRo.
BuT jUsT gOeS tO sHoW.
i DiG tHe ShOw.
We GoNnA mAkE.
fUcKiN rEpLiCaTe.
TaVbRoS mY mAn ThIs GoEs OuT tO yOu.
tHiS iS aN aPoLoGy RaP, lOoK aT tHe HuE.
NoTiCe AnYtHiNg? YeS, mY bLoOd Is AlL cRaZy.
kEeP rEaDiNg BrOtHeR, dOn'T gEt LaZy!
On Me MaN, i JuSt WaNnA sAy.
i'M sOrRy BrO, wHaT i WaS dOiN wAs GaY.
ToTaL hOmO bRo, I wAs A dRaG.
bEiNg AlL cOmPeTiTiVe LiKe A tOuRnEyFaG.
BuT iT's AlL gOoD, eVeRyThInG iS chIlL.
yOu CaN fUcKiN kEeP yOuR wIlL.
Up My MaN, cUz YoU aNd VrIsKa ArE aDoRaBlE.
iF yOu BrOkE uP, tHaT sHiT wOuLd Be DoWnRiGhT dEpLoRaBlE.
YoU tWo ArE mAdE fOr EaCh OtHeR, yOu SpReAd ThE lOvE.
nOw CoMe HeRe BuLl HoNkEy, YoU dEsErVe A hUg.
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Post by arachnidsGrip on Sept 8, 2010 2:11:36 GMT -6
WH8T!!!!!!!! ?? |
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Post by twinArmageddons on Sept 8, 2010 2:19:06 GMT -6
pffeheheheheh
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Post by gamzee on Sept 8, 2010 16:42:27 GMT -6
sCrAtCh ThAt LaSt ShIt I sAiD, aBoUt ThE rUlEs.
SlAm JaMs ArE sUpPoSeD tO bE aBoUt FrEeDoM yO. sO fUcK, lEt'S kEeP tHe FiReS rOlLiN bUt I'mMa KeEp It PeAcEfUl Up In ThIs BiTcH.
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